[He would steal literally all of them. Even the Roomba. Especially the dog, of course.]

That is a lot to move. [He'd take them all though, half their house has gone, they have the space. Still.] If you had to...would be easier to move the centaurtaur instead of all them, wouldn't it? If you're really worried it'll eat them.

[He says centaurtaur in complete seriousness because why wouldn't he.]