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[morethan084]

This place is beyond fucked up. I'm beyond fucked up.

[And drunk on top of all of that. For anyone who hasn't seen Skye since whatever happened to bring back past her, hi. This is 18 year old Skye who came from a very shitty time in her life and now has powers on top of all of that. Awesome.

She's also currently drunk and her make up is running down her face. Even more awesome. Hopefully no one ever uses this for some sort of black mail.

Running a hand through her hair, Skye pokes at random things on the screen. This technology is too much for her right now, but even still, she came from 2007 and had a flip phone back home. Also, yeah, not as techno-savvy as she is usually.]

I don't even know if this thing is on.

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[puppydoctor]

[Serious linefacing (but in a worried way).]

Do you need medical attention?

[morethan084]

Oh. Yes. I need CPR.

[Do you like her flirting skills? They're pretty amazing, aren't they?

Skye still hasn't picked up the comm.]

[puppydoctor]

[That's it. He can't just sit here and watch.]

Just tell me where you are, okay? And stay there, don't move.

[morethan084]

[Ha. Gotcha. She's gonna get some good CPR.]

At a park.

And I won't. Totally not going to move. Since, you know, I'm dead.

[And that's how CPR works. Yep.]

[puppydoctor]

[At some time about a year in his future, that would probably concern him. But instead it just makes him more convinced that he needs to not leave this girl alone right now.]

A park. That's really helpful. Can you at least give me a city?

[morethan084]

Her-

[Excuse her while she hiccups.]

Heropa. Which is such a lame name for a place. There's nothing heroic about this place. Except for the free booze.

[Which was not free. She just stole it.]

[puppydoctor]

Are you sure it was free?

[He's on his way, though, and it won't take him too long since he's not afraid of buses yet.]

[morethan084]

Yes. Shut up.

[Oh look. She's finally picked up the comm again.]

Holy shi-!

[She just saw her face on the screen.]

[puppydoctor]

What's wrong?

[His eyes go wide, expecting something awful to have just happened on the other end of the video call.]

[morethan084]

[She's crying and laughing at the same time now. Yep. She's gone.]

I look terrible

[puppydoctor]

You do not. [He'd say that even if she had a third head growing out of her nose - it's in his nature.] I'm sure you look fine.

[morethan084]

I look like Herman Munster.

[It was the first thing to pop into her head. Shut up.]

[puppydoctor]

Come on, he had a way bigger forehead.

[Just trying to diffuse the tension.]

[morethan084]

Maybe I'm more like Lily? Lily Munster? Was that her name?

[She's just going to drink more of her booze, kthanks.]

[puppydoctor]

Yeah, I think so. The vampire, right?

[morethan084]

Is that what she was?

Huh.

[Annnd she just drank the last of the bottle. Great. She didn't want to get up to get steal another bottle.]

[puppydoctor]

Okay, what is that and how much have you had?

[Doctor mode pushes through a little. He's still a few minutes out, and he wants to make sure she's not in danger of alcohol poisoning.]

[morethan084]

Bacardi Hurricane.

[Yeah. The name gave away how fucked she was.]

The whole thing. Sorry. Did you want some?

[puppydoctor]

[Shit, that's gonna be some blue vomit.]

No, I'm good. I'm not a rum guy.

[morethan084]

Is that what it is? I just grabbed the first thing I saw.

It tastes pretty good. For rum.

[puppydoctor]

It's basically just rum and Hawaiian Punch. But there are worse things you could have downed a whole bottle of.

[morethan084]

I'm guessing you've had experience with this stuff before.

[She hasn't connected yet that he's actually a doctor. She just figured he was flirting with her.]

[puppydoctor]

In the emergency room, yeah.

[Sorry, girl.]

[morethan084]

Wait. So, you're actually a doctor?

Shit.

[That has her laughing.]

I thought you just wanted to play doctor.

[Hope you have headphones in, George. Otherwise that might be slightly awkward for you to have others hear.]

[puppydoctor]

[He sputters, nearly dropping the communicator.]

I'm married!