first hit | voice

[rockisdead]

[Pffft. These idiots just decided to give her a device that can transfer sound to anywhere in the world. Sounds like her voice. Y'know, the one in her music. The music that just so happens to hypnotize people into do her bidding. What a bunch of dipsticks these guys were.

...Ember doesn't yet realize that her music can't hypnotize anyone over the network. So we're going to have an attempt, if nothing else.

So, as a result, the voice post that gets sent across the network is of a girl singing. There's no instrumentals at all outside of a totally radical electric guitar. But the result still comes out pretty good - and the vocals are an absolute highlight. After the song is over, there's a brief pause, and the same voice speaks with a certain sense of cockiness.]

Well, whatcha think, babypops? C'mon, tell me who you love.

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[Voice]

[monge]

[Boy, people sure do love making music over the phones lately. Komasan doesn't mind, in fact this was just lovely. What's a babypop? Who knows! But it sounds delicious and if he answers the question right, maybe he'll get one!]

Oh! I love my Ma, zura!

[One candy, please.]

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[rockisdead]

[...that's weird. she should be getting people begging to kiss her feet right now, and instead, she's getting whatever the hell this is. alright then.]

Wrong answer, sugar. Wanna try again?

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[annihiliner]

No.

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[rockisdead]

Huh, didn't think the critic train to Lamesville ran this early. News to me.

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[bindsthedead]

I suppose it's decent. You're Ember, then?

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[rockisdead]

You better believe it, hun. You might wanna go about burning that name into your head right now, because it's the most important one you're ever gonna hear.

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[helpline]

Do you think you said your name enough in there? [ said with a tone of voice that's a liiiiiittle too sarcastic ]

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[rockisdead]

[wow, now there is an accent. too bad it's gotta belong to what she assumes is some old fart.]

Repetition, grandpa. Might help whatever's left up there remember the name.

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[heymcfly]

Aaah...

Ember?

[ He's in love with that guitar though, holy cow. ]

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[rockisdead]

Mmm-hmm.

Say it again.

[here is a smart person. rest of you should follow his example.]

[Text]

[doesntdomuch]

[Huh, well Perry has to admit, her guitar skills far surpass his. She definately sounds cocky but heck, he would be cocky too if he was able to sing well.]

Impressive guitar skills. I'm guessing you've been doing music for awhile?

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[rockisdead]

Long as I've been around.

What's with the text? Feelin' like your own voice is a bit lame in comparison?

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[missleadingquestions]

--Wow, that-- that was amazing!

[Well, Maya's at least some kind of hypnotized.]

Like, like an 80s rock ballad or something!

[which for Maya, is like, SUPER oldies, ok]

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[rockisdead]

I live to please, babycakes.

[the voice is as smug as usual, which really shouldn't come off as a surprise.]

After all, you've got a genuine all-star right here.

[Video]

[helladoomed]

[Hmm. Chloe could appreciate a good rock ballad. She's outside somewhere smoking, and she gives the camera a little wave.]

Not bad. A little old school but still.

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[rockisdead]

[well, this chick's a bit more interesting. warranting a video response, at least. ember still has the guitar in full view of the camera, but doesn't hesitate to deliver a smirk for the camera.]

I'm all new school, baby. Digging the hair.

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[huntergames]

That was amazing! Was that you playing the guitar, too?

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[rockisdead]

Duh. Like I'd ever let anyone else do that for me.

[Followed by a quick little riff for good measure.]

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[textualhealing]

I love me!

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[rockisdead]

...Is everybody here braindead?

[Video]

[schrodingersghost]

Oh great. There goes the neighborhood.

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[rockisdead]

[There's a long pause in between replies, but the next reply comes in the form of a video. She keeps her feet up on a table, eyebrow narrowed at the camera, as she idly plays around on her guitar.]

Goodie. Didn't know they let losers on here.

[Voice]

[eastdetective]

[Conan liked to keep an eye on the network just in case something interesting happened.

This was not something he considered interesting.]

Was there a point to any of that?

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[rockisdead]

No duh.

[Not like she's gonna mention what it was really about, so we're just gonna bullshit this.]

Free publicity.

[pawdonnemoi]

I suppose the lyrics ring true. I won't be forgetting your name or the tune anytime soon.

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[rockisdead]

That's the intention, babycake. Glad to hear it.

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[valuemeal]

[ Okay, there's nothing he could say about the music itself, since that was pretty good, but.. ]

What's up with those lyrics?

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[rockisdead]

Long story, don't think about it. You like it or what?

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[bassriff]

[... Well, that was pretty cool, at least.]

Yeesh, you go right for the personal questions, huh? Seriously sweet jam, though.

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[rockisdead]

'Case it wasn't obvious, hun, my whole thing is being seriously sweet.

[Even if it didn't do what it was supposed to do, the song at least gives Ember the opportunity to just start gloating all over the place.]

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[triangleman]

Whooooo, boy! I don't think there's any question about how you love, spitfire.

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[rockisdead]

I could ask what that's supposed to mean, but I don't usually acknowledge comments from the peanut gallery.

( video. )

[aberth]

Seriously?

[ He can only hear in one ear and yet the song has bugged the shit out of him. ]