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[ Instead of the video starting with someone's face, or voice, there's the tinny sound of inspiring instrumental music set to a background of large cue cards. After a few seconds, a quick hand switches to the next card, and the next. ]

DOES YOUR HOME WORLD SUCK?

DO U STORE FOOD UNDER YOUR BED SO U WILL NEVER STARVE

DO U CARRY WEAPONS IN CASE MUTATED BUGS ATTACK

ARE U PREPARED TO END A LIFE TO SAVE UR OWN

TALK TO SOME1 WHO HAS BEEN THRU IT ALL BEFORE!!!!

[ Finally, the last cue card, liberally decorated with red glitter and drawings of various machetes, knives, and guns: ]

THE BREEZE: APOCALYPSE LIFE ADVISOR!!!!!!
*The Breeze is 13 years old and her advice shouldn't be taken as legal help or anything like that

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Mutated bug attack?

these things happen

They happen often?

just once, but you have to be prepared

[Okay, that was hilarious.]

This, right here, is some excellent marketing. Well done.

Usually just stick to being prepared for the stuff that comes at me regularly. Not the stuff that might happen once in a blue moon. Is the bugs what caused your world to go to shit?

[Because apocalypse and all]

why thank you! i did it all myself! LOL

no the bugs came after
but i handled them, no problem

You're gonna go far in this life, kid.

From one guru of self-promotion to another: What made you go with glitter? It's not exactly the kinda thing that screams apocalypse, you know? (which is not to say I don't love it, plz don't mistake my curiosity for criticism)

How you doing on the weapon front?

[Flicking on the feed with something of a stare and a small, honest to god look of surprise, she asks,]

So, this is your job?

well first i was going to use red marker but i wanted something that would really POP

not so great here
i lost most of my stuff when i got ported in
and they confiscated my knife becuz i brought it to school. LOL

Assholes. I can get you a knife. But you gotta make sure it ain't confiscated. How are you with guns?

[Daryl sure is offering to arm a 13yr old here.]

Kind of. I'm supposed to be a lifestyle advisor. I figured I could do more stuff this way.

Mission accomplished. It really highlights the weapons, too.

Also, BTW, speaking as a lawyer: Putting in that disclaimer was a great idea.

So what do you want to be when you grow up? Counselor, artist, marketing advisor?

well i don't go to school anymore so they can't take it away again. LOL
i can shoot guns. i used a sawed off shotgun at home.

Shotgun's different than handgun. But good to know you're used to the kickback. What's your preference on ordinance? I only got brought in with what I had on my back, but I can probably get my hands on something stronger easier than you.

On account of your age and these folks, I mean. Not cause I think you ain't capable.

You should still try to go to school if you're allowed. Education's good for you.

thanks. i didnt want someone to blame me if they did anything dumb.

[ God knows she does enough dumb shit on her own, she doesn't need other people adding to it. ]

i don't know yet but something cool where people will be scared of me

what is "ordinance"?

i'm already real behind in school becuz of the world ending thing so idk maybe school is just not for me

Firepower. And the means of dishing it out. Gun caliber, range, explosives. What kind of weapons you prefer using if you had your choice.

Being behind what they think you should be maybe. Just means you're learning at a different pace or learning something different than they think's important. Don't mean the stuff you can learn at school ain't for you. Might mean the way they teaching ain't. But that don't mean you couldn't find another place to do your learning at.

oh... i don't know. i just used what i could find. i mostly use blades though.
yeah i guess i'll think about it, but i'm not making any promises. LOL

[It's always a breath of fresh air when kids are actually smart.

...then again, most of the kids in this place come from literal Hellscapes, so...]

An admirable goal, but scared of you how?

Knives is easier to get. But I'll look for a handgun that's your size, too.

I could help you with some studies if you do. Ain't as good as Carol with the whole tutoring thing, but I know some stuff.

You've written "LOL" twice now. That supposed to mean something?

...As fantastic as I find your use of glitter, I need to ask if you expect a large audience for this.

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