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[mathemagier]

Some time ago, there was someone on the network extending an offer to enchant various objects with their presumably magical abilities. Given that I don't tend to trust anything said to be magic however, I made no particular note of the person posting and don't recall the time frame.

Just as well really, seeing as they may or may not still be present anyway.

Now, if anyone here does possess such abilities, I'd like to get in contact with them. I don't anticipate any great projects emerging, just a few simple safeguards for a handful of items.

Of course, I wouldn't expect this type of service to be free and I'm certainly open to negotiation. Do be prepared to be able to prove effectiveness, however.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

HEY HERMANN. YOU WANT TO GO SEE A RODEO?

[mathemagier]

No.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Fine, be that way. I'll take Joaquin, then!

[mathemagier]

At least take Mr. Sanchez. He has some experience with them if I'm recalling correctly. If you get yourself injured in the process, expect a very thorough lecture in your hospital room as soon as you're conscious for it.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Oh, right, Manolo did ...right.

Hermie~ will you come kiss my owies?

[mathemagier]

Absolutely not. You'd be lucky that I don't make them worse.

[driftsintobuffetline]

You sure you want to be saying that kind of thing in public, dude?

[mathemagier]

Oh for heaven's sake and you tell me I'm awful.

[driftsintobuffetline]

You are. Awful. Terrible. A horrible human being. Corrupting the innocent biologist that lives with you! GASP!