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Van  Slanzar  de  Fanel ([personal profile] danceofcurse) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-06-05 01:26 am

001 ⚔ Video

[The device is unfamiliar to Van, but he has always been a quick study. After a brief fumble with the initial direction of the camera, he appears upright on screen, a young man with earthy red eyes, wild black hair, and a stern expression that suggests he is attempting to, and only halfway succeeding at, controlling a barrage of intense emotions.

Probably confusion and disorientation, the same sort almost all imPorts feel upon their arrival, though some more so than others, particularly those who hail from worlds much less advanced than this one...]


I'm looking for two friends of mine.

[He's abrupt and to the point, seemingly unhappy with having to ask for help, but obviously knowing that he's without any alternative options at the moment.]

We were traveling together before I found myself here. Merle, Hitomi...I've been told that this is the quickest way to reach you if you've also been brought here by that Porter.

[If...

Van's expression darkens, and a gloved hand rises to cover the lens of the camera.]


...I would be grateful to anyone who has perhaps heard of them, or who recognizes the names Gaea or Zaibach.

[The latter said with such potent disdain it's a wonder the young man's voice didn't crack before he simply...disconnects.]
fistofthejoestar: (hung from the ceiling so high)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-07 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Jonathan doesn't seem to realize what Van is talking about - but then he continues, and the other man can't help be laugh. it's a kind sound, however, genuinely amused rather than mocking.]

I'm glad that I've been able to help, but I'm afraid I don't do so with the intention of some sort of reward. If this talk is useful, even a bit, then I'm quite satisfied.
fistofthejoestar: (it's a brand new day)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-07 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[if any of it bothers Jonathan, he gives absolutely no indication of it.]

A gentleman doesn't hold people morally hostage simply for doing what's right. If it really bothers you to not reciprocate, you could always buy me lunch sometime.

[it's more of a friendly thing to do than a real repayment, and it gives them a nice excuse to chat if Van's so inclined.]
fistofthejoestar: (you already know how this will end)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-07 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not particularly picky; if you have something else in mind I'd be happy to do that instead. It's your treat, after all.

[there's nothing to meet Van's uncomfortable posture but a warm smile. he's been taken for much worse many times before.]
fistofthejoestar: (and you already know)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-07 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
There's no need to rush. It may even be easier to figure out what to do after we get to know each other a bit better.

[he knows better than to use the f word around someone who frowns that much. not yet, anyway.]

Do you mind my asking what they assigned you to do? They seem to be rather...creative with the jobs.
fistofthejoestar: (and you know that there's a place)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-07 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Your guess is as good as mine on that. They must be rather intricate if they need a dedicated assembler, though.

[at least it's not a television show. feel fortunate, Van.]
fistofthejoestar: (and in your heart)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-07 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Jonathan didn't even know what television was when he showed up!! he accidentally kidnapped a kid during like his second or third filming session!]

Likely that you were a quick learned with a great deal of finesse. Or perhaps they simply pulled the job from a hat.
Edited 2016-06-07 05:55 (UTC)
fistofthejoestar: (but an old rotten bone)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-07 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[he chuckles, running a hand through his hair]

Honestly I don't think I'd be able to rule the possibility out in good conscience.
fistofthejoestar: (the grasses are green here)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-07 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
There's nothing keeping you there, if you find the work not to your tastes. It's hardly a dead economy.

[it's something small, but Jonathan understands that having even one thing in your control can be quite significant here.]
fistofthejoestar: (falling out to go far from the soul)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-08 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Jonathan's expression becomes sheepish again, although not nearly so much this time. he doesn't think he's particularly good at what he does, but he's ridiculously proud of the work his crew puts in.]

I host a show about ghost-hunting, although the entire premise was rather shaky from the start considering there aren't any supernatural occurrences like that in this world. These days I mostly get to ramble on about the history of old locations.

[and do a lot of home repair and impromptu counseling sessions. it's a pretty bizarre adventure.]
fistofthejoestar: (so my friends if you're worried)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-08 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
None that we don't bring along ourselves, no.

[which is a little funny - for someone who's had to weather so much unexpected supernatural bullshit, you'd think Jonathan would have jumped on any excuse to assume the same here. apparently that archaeology degree wasn't as worthless as Dio thought!]

The show is more - ah, it's a big difficult to explain. They have devices here which can record and play back actions, as well as broadcast it to a great number of people.

I suppose it's a bit more accurate to say it's like being able to watch an investigation as it unfolds rather than waiting for the report.

[this is really hard when you don't have any of this shit in your own time period.]
fistofthejoestar: (it's so cold inside)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-08 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, although I must confess it's a bit selfish of me. The past has always been dreadfully fascinating to me, especially in a place whose past is my own future.

[or some approximation of it, at least. how anyone could tear themselves away from that kind of thing he really doesn't know.]

It's on television - ah, the box in your home - in the evenings. I'd have to look up which channel, if you really would like to see it sometime; I must confess I don't watch it myself very often.
fistofthejoestar: (hung from the ceiling so high)

[personal profile] fistofthejoestar 2016-06-08 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
It is when you're being paid to do something else entirely...but no one really seems to mind, so perhaps I'm being a bit too strict with myself.

[it wouldn't be the first time. Jonathan may not really be all that talented at combating it, but he's well aware that he often places unrealistic expectations on himself. there just always seemed to be something he could be doing better, no matter what it was.]

But I'll be certain to send that your way once I manage to track it down. I've written it somewhere around here, it shouldn't take too long.

[are you ready to watch hourlong segments of Jonathan's camerapeople helping him fix old houses and filming him settle marital disputes accidentally? get hype, Van.]

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