voice;

[fuckai]

[The feed opens to the very disgruntled voice of a very angry person.]

So, hey, people of this shithole of a planet. Here's a question.

How many of you are sick and fucking tired of the Porter messing with you?

Show of hands, pie charts -- hell, I'll even give anyone extra points for pictures of flipping off a government building.

I mean, I knew about the whole "Oh, hey, I feel like being a dick and teleporting you out for a few months just for a goddamn laugh" but to throw in a new useless, annoying power as well?

[There's some muffled grumbling and swearing for the next few seconds as Church presumably re-situates himself.]

Good to see it's the same shitty, annoying Porter in the same shitty, annoying world.

[...............]




And uh.... does... anyone know how to get a leg unstuck from a wall?

Comments

[fuckai]

IT'S A NEW, SHITTY POWER!!

[Well his good mood and willingness to introduce himself lasted all of two seconds.]

[deadkord]

What kind of power is it? It can't be just being stuck in a wall, because that's even more useless than talking to dung beetles telepathically.

[airshow]

Me too, man. It's been a hell of a boring day, but this? This is great.

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

--What? But I just found the thingy! Why did I find the thingy if you can't use the thingy?

voice

[burnseternal]

As calm as you can be, perhaps.

[Saint Walker suspects that he would be much, much calmer. Patiently, he asks,] Are you willing to divulge your location? If you are, I will come to assist you, in whatever way I can.

[Even if it means cutting a big ol' hole in the wall.]

[exceptfebruary]

It's accurate. I know everything there is to know about the Calendar. Therefore, Calendar Man.

[incogneto]

How long have you been stuck?