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[fuckai]

[The feed opens to the very disgruntled voice of a very angry person.]

So, hey, people of this shithole of a planet. Here's a question.

How many of you are sick and fucking tired of the Porter messing with you?

Show of hands, pie charts -- hell, I'll even give anyone extra points for pictures of flipping off a government building.

I mean, I knew about the whole "Oh, hey, I feel like being a dick and teleporting you out for a few months just for a goddamn laugh" but to throw in a new useless, annoying power as well?

[There's some muffled grumbling and swearing for the next few seconds as Church presumably re-situates himself.]

Good to see it's the same shitty, annoying Porter in the same shitty, annoying world.

[...............]




And uh.... does... anyone know how to get a leg unstuck from a wall?

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Permavoice;

[exceptfebruary]

The Porter brought me to the universe before this one. I was sent home on November 11th, 2012. I was ported to this world, with an additional power, on January 6th, 2016.

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[dualismum]

How did you get your leg stuck, in first place...?

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[incogneto]

Break the wall.

[ Duh. ]

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[givetheslip]

Is it attached to the wall or inside it? If it's the latter, you may have to cut it off.

[Said with complete sincerity, but who knows if that's real.]

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurch! You're back! Hello!

[Ignoring the whole disgruntled and stuck in a wall thing.]

[glitchinthesystem]

[ Normally, Glitch may answer this kind of question but today is not that day.

Instead it's a loud, insufferable groan followed by: ]

Oh no, not you again!

[airshow]

Depends. How much butter are you carrying right now?

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[dendarii]

Hello, Church. Nice to see you again.

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[liverletdie]

Kind of rude, to call it a shithole, don't you think?

[deadkord]

Oh good. You're back.

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[burnseternal]

Breaking the wall is one possibility, certainly. But it would be far more convenient to you, and those you have ostensibly been roomed with, to attempt to control the power that got it there in the first place. You were granted with the power of intangibility, correct?

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[failureisntachoice]

[ Church she can see you making a damn fool of yourself all over this post. Really. ]

I should be checking in with you, huh?