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maskormenace2016-06-05 02:11 am
fuckai) wrote in maskormenace2016-06-05 02:11 am
voice;
[The feed opens to the very disgruntled voice of a very angry person.]
So, hey, people of this shithole of a planet. Here's a question.
How many of you are sick and fucking tired of the Porter messing with you?
Show of hands, pie charts -- hell, I'll even give anyone extra points for pictures of flipping off a government building.
I mean, I knew about the whole "Oh, hey, I feel like being a dick and teleporting you out for a few months just for a goddamn laugh" but to throw in a new useless, annoying power as well?
[There's some muffled grumbling and swearing for the next few seconds as Church presumably re-situates himself.]
Good to see it's the same shitty, annoying Porter in the same shitty, annoying world.
[...............]
And uh.... does... anyone know how to get a leg unstuck from a wall?
So, hey, people of this shithole of a planet. Here's a question.
How many of you are sick and fucking tired of the Porter messing with you?
Show of hands, pie charts -- hell, I'll even give anyone extra points for pictures of flipping off a government building.
I mean, I knew about the whole "Oh, hey, I feel like being a dick and teleporting you out for a few months just for a goddamn laugh" but to throw in a new useless, annoying power as well?
[There's some muffled grumbling and swearing for the next few seconds as Church presumably re-situates himself.]
Good to see it's the same shitty, annoying Porter in the same shitty, annoying world.
[...............]
And uh.... does... anyone know how to get a leg unstuck from a wall?
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[It's like he's right back home but in all the worst ways]
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