voice;

[fuckai]

[The feed opens to the very disgruntled voice of a very angry person.]

So, hey, people of this shithole of a planet. Here's a question.

How many of you are sick and fucking tired of the Porter messing with you?

Show of hands, pie charts -- hell, I'll even give anyone extra points for pictures of flipping off a government building.

I mean, I knew about the whole "Oh, hey, I feel like being a dick and teleporting you out for a few months just for a goddamn laugh" but to throw in a new useless, annoying power as well?

[There's some muffled grumbling and swearing for the next few seconds as Church presumably re-situates himself.]

Good to see it's the same shitty, annoying Porter in the same shitty, annoying world.

[...............]




And uh.... does... anyone know how to get a leg unstuck from a wall?

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[fuckai]

How the fuck could I forget?! [Church, keep your voice out of the stratosphere, please.

....]

...Is Tex still here? [You know, instead of going and seeing for himself.]

[dendarii]

[ Miles is just kind of amused, sorry Church. At least he doesn't seem to mind the outbursts. ]

Of course. Doing quite well still. Why, haven't you asked her yet?

[fuckai]

[AMUSED IS NOT WHAT HE WANTED]

Why the hell would I? [Church] I'm Blue Leader, she should be checking in with me. [Church]

[dendarii]

Oh really. I hadn't gotten that impression at all.

[fuckai]

Yeah, that'd probably be because there's not a giant alien war happening on this planet. [scoff!!] Doesn't mean I'm not in charge of our team back home.

[You know. Before Tex went off and exploded her ship and then they both... died.

Yeah, he's totally still the leader. Totally.]