unbreaker: (082)
☮ Josuke 👊 Higashikata ♡ ([personal profile] unbreaker) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-06-07 11:14 am

010 ★ Voice

Alright, my birthday's in a few days! This one's a big one, too—I'm gonna be eighteen! Which means I'm either throwing a party at my place or I'm pulling out all the stops and doing something huge someplace else!

[Sounds exciting, right? But hold onto your hats, there's a catch.]

Problem is...I don't got any ideas!

[There we go, that sounds about right. Josuke, you slacker, you're supposed to plan this shit ahead of time!]

This'll be the second birthday I've celebrated here, but...a lot's different from when I first arrived.

[The faces, it's the faces that are mostly different. A lot of people that Josuke knows have come and gone, and that makes this birthday one that will be largely different from the last. Which is kind of the reason he wants it to be special in the first place, something he can do while surrounded by all the friends he's made here, the family he's got left, and maybe even some new folks, too. The other part of course having everything to do with the fact he'll finally be a legal adult and that's pretty fucking awesome! Who doesn't wanna do something exciting for that?]

So I got to thinking, maybe while I'm asking around to see if people are even gonna be free, you guys could tell me a little about what you like to do for birthdays? And let me know if you wanna come along and all, too.

More the merrier!
deadtective: (forty-nine.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-06-09 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[she's already swinging even as she lets out an unholy shriek, but her fist just slices through thin air as the car streaks away. wow, fuck this.

as if that's not bad enough, before Hazel can even scream out some really cutting insult there's Josuke abusing his own powers again and creaming the innards of his own car. FUCK THIS AND FUCK HER BOYFRIEND ESPECIALLY

the shriek rises to an intolerable tantrum pitch; she barely prevents herself from rolling onto the ground by stomping her foot hard enough that it's a wonder it doesn't leave a crater in the cement. there's about five seconds before she flings herself at Josuke in some kind of petulant revenge tackle - but then an idea hits her.]


Not if I get your keys!

[he can't hotwire himself, after all, and it'd be a bitch and a half getting copies made without an actual key as a base. the words are scarcely out of her mouth and she's already rocketing for the door.]