[ Jesus actual Christ, Kavinsky gets a full personality overhaul and an apparently different financial and social background, and he’s still obsessed with Ronan? Why, God? ]

Things seem to have rolled out differently for me. Hazard of living in a multiverse, I suppose. I doubt we’re from the same version of our worlds.

The Joseph Kavinsky I knew was definitely an Aglionby boy. I take it you don’t still streetrace?