MIKEY (
freckledninja) wrote in
maskormenace2016-06-11 11:26 am
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[If you ever wanted a screen full of dancing turtle your time has come. He has some sweet tunes blasting at first but after thirty seconds or so he slams those jams off and shoots finger pistols towards the webcam as his sweet moves come to a halt. This sure is a teenager who is mutant turtle that might be trained to be a ninja. He seems pretty stoked to be talking to everyone and doesn't seem to feel the need to explain things like Why He Is a Giant Turtle.]
YO! I'm Mikey! I'm in this Manchurian Falls place and I just got here and I got this brochure but it was real boring and blah blah blah. My bros are probably gonna portal themselves over or something soon to pick me up but until then let's hang! I gotta get in some sweet vacation time while I can.
Where's the best pizza here at? I got a need that can only be unneeded by about three boxes of large pizzas! I'm gonna stack them on top of each other like a perfect cheesy and tomatoey cake.
YO! I'm Mikey! I'm in this Manchurian Falls place and I just got here and I got this brochure but it was real boring and blah blah blah. My bros are probably gonna portal themselves over or something soon to pick me up but until then let's hang! I gotta get in some sweet vacation time while I can.
Where's the best pizza here at? I got a need that can only be unneeded by about three boxes of large pizzas! I'm gonna stack them on top of each other like a perfect cheesy and tomatoey cake.

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And you're a human dude! Or like some sorta shapeshifter who only LOOKS human cuz everyone else is human and you're afraid to stand out.
It's okay to be yourself! Be your own shape, shapeshifter guy! I won't judge ya! Unless you're like super buttugly. Like, made of butts.
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So who are you? I'm Mikey which I already said but maybe you forgot.
[Gestures to himself as he says his name before giving an expectant look]
Can't be friends until I know what to call ya! Or I could make up a name! Like Frankie Joe or Grogson The Earth Shatterer!
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[Finally, it's all making sense. Cheesecake is pizza.]
Eh...w-wait, your brothers are already coming? So soon, zura? My brother hasn't even shown up yet, zura...
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But forget them, back to the pizzacheesecake! You wanna do that thing with me? Cuz I am so ready to get my pizza on.
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However, he's still a little lost on the lingo. "Get my pizza on?"]
Oh, well, I was just gonna eat mine, but you can wear yours if you really want to, zura.
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That'd be an AWESOME power though. I could taste everything way faster! And way more things at once!
I'd become the most powerful cook EVER.
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Won't that make a mess?
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How do I get to the Nonah pizzas?
[Nonah is like down the street right.]
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If I could go super far I'd be in like Japan right now.
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What, exactly, is pizza?
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And it's sooooooooo good!
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chickenfowl. Max is unfazed, and offers a friendly grin. ]Personally, I think the best pizza is the pizza you eat while hangin' with your buds. So you should probably get right on makin' some so you can enjoy your pizza properly.
I'm Max!
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And I dunno, sometimes best pizza is Pizza You Stole From Your Big Bros.
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--And sometimes he tried to eat fingers I guess.
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I wouldn't know about pizza.
but I know a few locations that deal in good ice cream.