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[doesntdomuch]

IF YOU'RE A HUMAN, DON'T REPLY TO THIS. THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.

So I've been hearing that there's a pretty vocal non human community here, so I have to wonder: are there any residential areas with no humans, or at least job where I would need zero human contact? I would prefer to be away from them right now. And maybe as long as I'm here.

For those who need to know, I am Agent P. I will be willing to help any nonhumans but would prefer not to work too heavily with those who associate with humans, I'm sure you'll all understand.

[While he states that humans shouldn't reply, there technically is nothing stopping any humans from replying, just expect Perry to be really annoyed.]

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[protects_the_small]

[Oh no, not HIM TOO]

I assume this means our movie night is off then?

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[doesntdomuch]

[Gosh dang it WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?]

I don't recall ever having any movie nights with anyone.

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[protects_the_small]

[That hurts right in the feels]

I'm sorry about that, there were some very good ones. You sure you don't want to watch A Knight's Tale?

[SHE WAS PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT]

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[monge]

[Haha, okay, he had to have read that wrong.]



...zura?

[Can't even form a sentence, that's just how confused he is right now.]

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[doesntdomuch]

[Well that... certainly isn't human at least?]

...?

Yes?

[Is this kid okay?]

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[monge]

[...why doesn't anyone ever believe he's an adult...]

Eh... Why don't you wanna play with the humans anymore, zura?

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[iamtetsuo]

what the hells your problem

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[doesntdomuch]

Humans barging into my forum post even after someone explicitly tells them not to, apparently

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[iamtetsuo]

humans made this stuff you know you cant ban us off it

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[thelimitdoesnotexist]

[TELEKINETIC FIST PUMPING.]

if you find them let me know.

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[doesntdomuch]

[Thank god finally someone who shares his opinions.]

No luck with you, huh?

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[thelimitdoesnotexist]

there's SELF but they deal with business and networking.

I don't believe they do housing.

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[helpline]

Oooh, I'm not human, pick me!

[ says.....the guy who looks very human. ]

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[doesntdomuch]

[... What?]

Is this a joke?

[Because that guy definately looks human.]

permavid!

[helpline]

Course it's not a joke, why'd it be a joke? If it was a joke, I'd reply with something funnier in the first place.

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[23wishes]

i don't think there are any. sorry.

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[doesntdomuch]

[People keep disobeying his simple rule why does this keep happening.]

I really doubt someone like you would know anyway.

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[hardcorduroy]

(... you tell wendy not to do something, and she's pretty much going to do it to annoy you.) this is me

a human

not ignoring this

also agent p, whoa, are you like in the cia or something

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[doesntdomuch]

That's a typical human for you.

And it's really none of your business.

[icebear]

Ice Bear finds tiny humans more bearable [Pun intended.] than normal size humans.

[doesntdomuch]

I haven't had much contact with human children, but I will accept it.

Anyway you know of any place where someone like us can go to without having to worry about humans?

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[andaway]

I think next time you may try to be more specific. I mean, I'm technically not a human either.

permatext

[doesntdomuch]

Just anyone who is not human and can prove that they're not human. I don't want anyone who wants to take advantage of me.

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[glowsferatu]

[ Even if she doesn't type like a human, she is way too into showing off her non-human face. In a context like this, it might lend her a little credence. ]

Personally, I can't think of any specifically contained zone like that. Unless you wanted to live out in the woods, on your own.

For me, I'd rather simply have to deal with them.

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[doesntdomuch]

I really don't mind living alone.

Humans are just really untrustworthy so it's really hard for me to just "deal" with them.