1) How would you eliminate political rivals? Hnm, I see...this is already a tough question, zura. The first thing I would do is make sure I have some dashi, zura. It's kinda hard to find in these parts, but they have special monge~ markets that sell it, zura! I guess if you really REALLY wanna do this, you can always go with chicken stock, but it's not gonna taste the same, zura.
2) What are your plans for making sure the supporters of your eliminated political rivals do not mount an effective counter-strike against you? Boil them, zura! You have to boil your water and then your dashi to create what's gonna be your soup broth, zura! Instant dashi comes in granules, which makes boiling much easier, zura.
3) How big of a bribe would it take for you to change your opinion? Do you prefer a lump sum or yearly installments? I definitely prefer silk, zura. Silken tofu is much softer than regular tofu, so it makes it easier to cut into little squares, zura!
4) What are you going to use the campaign money for? Ah, that's the best part, you don't have to spend a lot of money, these ingredients are cheap, zura.
5) How will you promote your campaign donators’ interests? Some Americans might choose green onions over seaweed, but seaweed is the classic ingredient, zura. But not everyone likes the same things, so I won't judge them for changing it, zura.
6) What other bonuses are you providing to those who are supporting you? Miso is the most important ingredient and full of all kinds of healthy bonuses, zura! You're gonna need about a fourth of a cup of miso paste, but you can use the rest for all sorts of yummy things, zura!
7) What laws will you abolish? Why? Before you put your miso into the pot, what you wanna do is spoon it into a separate bowl and mix some of your dashi broth with it, which will cause it to dissolve into a much smoother mixture, zura.
8) Will you advocate for the continued practice of imPort welfare even though it does not foster the appropriate spirit of competitiveness and self-sufficency? If so — why, when they can contribute relatively little to society as a whole? Okay, so once that's done, you can put your miso mixture in with your other pot that has the broth, seaweed, and tofu, zura. You gotta be careful and turn the heat off first before you mix it, though. Just trust me, zura.
9) Do you truly believe that the vast majority of the imPort public is capable of picking a qualified leader when the American public does not seem to be capable of doing so, with their support and nomination of a failed businessman? If you think you failed, try adding more miso paste for flavor, zura!
10) What are you doing to convince them? You're gonna want to serve it immediately— Eh? ....Y-You know what, I think I might've brought the wrong notes, z-zura...
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Hnm, I see...this is already a tough question, zura. The first thing I would do is make sure I have some dashi, zura. It's kinda hard to find in these parts, but they have special monge~ markets that sell it, zura! I guess if you really REALLY wanna do this, you can always go with chicken stock, but it's not gonna taste the same, zura.
2) What are your plans for making sure the supporters of your eliminated political rivals do not mount an effective counter-strike against you?
Boil them, zura! You have to boil your water and then your dashi to create what's gonna be your soup broth, zura! Instant dashi comes in granules, which makes boiling much easier, zura.
3) How big of a bribe would it take for you to change your opinion? Do you prefer a lump sum or yearly installments?
I definitely prefer silk, zura. Silken tofu is much softer than regular tofu, so it makes it easier to cut into little squares, zura!
4) What are you going to use the campaign money for?
Ah, that's the best part, you don't have to spend a lot of money, these ingredients are cheap, zura.
5) How will you promote your campaign donators’ interests?
Some Americans might choose green onions over seaweed, but seaweed is the classic ingredient, zura. But not everyone likes the same things, so I won't judge them for changing it, zura.
6) What other bonuses are you providing to those who are supporting you?
Miso is the most important ingredient and full of all kinds of healthy bonuses, zura! You're gonna need about a fourth of a cup of miso paste, but you can use the rest for all sorts of yummy things, zura!
7) What laws will you abolish? Why?
Before you put your miso into the pot, what you wanna do is spoon it into a separate bowl and mix some of your dashi broth with it, which will cause it to dissolve into a much smoother mixture, zura.
8) Will you advocate for the continued practice of imPort welfare even though it does not foster the appropriate spirit of competitiveness and self-sufficency? If so — why, when they can contribute relatively little to society as a whole?
Okay, so once that's done, you can put your miso mixture in with your other pot that has the broth, seaweed, and tofu, zura. You gotta be careful and turn the heat off first before you mix it, though. Just trust me, zura.
9) Do you truly believe that the vast majority of the imPort public is capable of picking a qualified leader when the American public does not seem to be capable of doing so, with their support and nomination of a failed businessman?
If you think you failed, try adding more miso paste for flavor, zura!
10) What are you doing to convince them?
You're gonna want to serve it immediately— Eh? ....Y-You know what, I think I might've brought the wrong notes, z-zura...