1) How would you eliminate political rivals? TWO ROUNDS, NO HOLDS BARRED. I'll let them tap out if they ask nicely.
2) What are your plans for making sure the supporters of your eliminated political rivals do not mount an effective counter-strike against you? THEY WOULD NOT DARE AFTER THE SHEER POWER AND SPREAD OF MY SUPER POTENT STENCHBOMBS. Never underestimate the funk of a teenager!
How big of a bribe would it take for you to change your opinion? Do you prefer a lump sum or yearly installments? Uh... about 500 yen.
4) What are you going to use the campaign money for? Building a giant robot OR a personal combat suit.
5) How will you promote your campaign donators’ interests? ... So. Are space bras better? Because you have some SERIOUS lift going on.
6) What other bonuses are you providing to those who are supporting you? Seriously, they're fantastic. Have you considered TV, or maybe like, spandex.
I could go get some.
7) What laws will you abolish? Why? Like right now. WAIT. No. I know a better outfit. Let me just see what your sizes a-
( a small fumble. and then, in a radio announcer voice, Ikki continues: )
And because radio is a tragedy right now, allow me to explain for the listeners at home. There is a lush pouring of soft, dark skin, just barely kept constrained by what seems to be an underwire bra, thick material, no hint of the nip in the rather sheer, yet tantalizingly revealing cotton shirt. The heaving with anger is indistinguishable from anger-
MINAMI "IKKI" ITSUKI
TWO ROUNDS, NO HOLDS BARRED. I'll let them tap out if they ask nicely.
2) What are your plans for making sure the supporters of your eliminated political rivals do not mount an effective counter-strike against you?
THEY WOULD NOT DARE AFTER THE SHEER POWER AND SPREAD OF MY SUPER POTENT STENCHBOMBS. Never underestimate the funk of a teenager!
How big of a bribe would it take for you to change your opinion? Do you prefer a lump sum or yearly installments?
Uh... about 500 yen.
4) What are you going to use the campaign money for?
Building a giant robot OR a personal combat suit.
5) How will you promote your campaign donators’ interests?
... So. Are space bras better? Because you have some SERIOUS lift going on.
6) What other bonuses are you providing to those who are supporting you?
Seriously, they're fantastic. Have you considered TV, or maybe like, spandex.
I could go get some.
7) What laws will you abolish? Why?
Like right now. WAIT. No. I know a better outfit. Let me just see what your sizes a-
( a small fumble. and then, in a radio announcer voice, Ikki continues: )
And because radio is a tragedy right now, allow me to explain for the listeners at home. There is a lush pouring of soft, dark skin, just barely kept constrained by what seems to be an underwire bra, thick material, no hint of the nip in the rather sheer, yet tantalizingly revealing cotton shirt. The heaving with anger is indistinguishable from anger-
( the interview is, sadly, cut short. )