01 - video

[lovestoys]

[Okay so this tech? Rad as all hell. He has no idea how it works, how it's so slim lined and tiny, where the batteries go or why he even has it but it's so bitching, he's not even gonna protest it. His now. No backsies. Ever.

He doesn't quite get what's happening and he doesn't quite care so mostly, he's just looking to reach out. Communicate. Make friends. Maybe even a love connection cause, you know, yolo. Stranger things have happened. The video is on him and yes, he's rocking an awful outfit of blue and yellow and yes, he doesn't pull it off at all. Does he care? Naaaah. He grins an obnoxious grin that will kind of make you want to punch his little gremlin face in.

He decides to go with a time tested and flawless way to both express his interest in all these glorious people, all at once, and convey the right depth and emotions required for a first intro.]

Wazzzzzzzzup?!

[Nailed it, yo.]

This place is so dope! This is the Trickster comin' atcha and I am delighted to be here. How are you beautiful people?

Comments

[airshow]

My waking nightmare!

[socialactivillain]

When did you get the world's tackiest mini-you?

[airshow]

[ James looks like he's either about to break something in half or scream. ]

I found a cursed monkey's paw and made a wish for someone to appreciate blue and yellow stripes.

[socialactivillain]

[ Piper sits down heavily on the couch beside James. ]

That would be somehow less horrifying than the reality of someone choosing to be this way.

[airshow]

Hey, careful now, he is trying to remake himself in my image or something.

[socialactivillain]

The color scheme aside, he's not doing a very good job.

[airshow]

Thank you, I think. Would it be wrong to mail him to Scarecrow?

[socialactivillain]

Probably, but let me just say officially that I'm not discouraging you.

[airshow]

Thank you. You're a good friend. I'll keep this in mind if you ever get a tiny doppelganger.

[socialactivillain]

God, please tell me I don't. I can understand why you wouldn't talk about this happening, but you'd tell me if I had one, right?

[airshow]

I'd never stop holding it over your head.

[socialactivillain]

Just like I won't with this kid.

[airshow]

Asshole. Just wait until he starts stalking you, see if I help.

[socialactivillain]

Stalking might be an improvement over educating me on the finer points of why "homos should get lapdances too".

[ He holds up his comm so James can see. Why, Axel, why. ]

[airshow]

Aww, how unexpectedly egalitarian.