01 - video

[lovestoys]

[Okay so this tech? Rad as all hell. He has no idea how it works, how it's so slim lined and tiny, where the batteries go or why he even has it but it's so bitching, he's not even gonna protest it. His now. No backsies. Ever.

He doesn't quite get what's happening and he doesn't quite care so mostly, he's just looking to reach out. Communicate. Make friends. Maybe even a love connection cause, you know, yolo. Stranger things have happened. The video is on him and yes, he's rocking an awful outfit of blue and yellow and yes, he doesn't pull it off at all. Does he care? Naaaah. He grins an obnoxious grin that will kind of make you want to punch his little gremlin face in.

He decides to go with a time tested and flawless way to both express his interest in all these glorious people, all at once, and convey the right depth and emotions required for a first intro.]

Wazzzzzzzzup?!

[Nailed it, yo.]

This place is so dope! This is the Trickster comin' atcha and I am delighted to be here. How are you beautiful people?

Comments

[lovestoys]

I don't know.

Like fifty, right?

[airshow]

Figures you're bad at math.

[lovestoys]

My math is totes fine, you're the grumpy old guy who's memory is probably falling apart. Do you even remember your age?

[airshow]

See, I thought you'd have done your homework on that when you were ripping me off.

[lovestoys]

Pffft, please. You weren't that interesting. I liked the idea. Not you. You're a suit.

[airshow]

You little brat, I am the idea! Every half-baked thing you are exists because of me!

[lovestoys]

Nuh-uh! You're not the idea at all, you're just a dork in tights who quit to go be some do-gooder. What kind of lame-ass rogue are you anyhow?

[airshow]

Hey, I quit after I realized I didn't want to let the world get turned into Satan's Slip-and-Slide. Saved the whole damn planet once, which I figure is a little more prestigious than knocking over some jewelry stores and making a getaway on a rocking horse.

[lovestoys]

Dude, see, that's where we differ. What part of Satan's Slip-and-Siide doesn't sound bitching? It's like sliding right into beautiful glorious sin.

[airshow]

I'm definitely overselling it. You ever been to hell, kiddo? It's not a picnic.

[lovestoys]

No, hell ain't real, dumbass. It's just like a scary lie they tell gullible people.

[airshow]

Oh, man, you are in for a treat later!

[lovestoys]

Dude, even if I go to hell, they sound like my kind of people, you dig me? I'm just gonna have like the best time. Partying all the time. Hardcore

[airshow]

Oh yeah? You gonna party with the Joker?