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[lovestoys]

[Okay so this tech? Rad as all hell. He has no idea how it works, how it's so slim lined and tiny, where the batteries go or why he even has it but it's so bitching, he's not even gonna protest it. His now. No backsies. Ever.

He doesn't quite get what's happening and he doesn't quite care so mostly, he's just looking to reach out. Communicate. Make friends. Maybe even a love connection cause, you know, yolo. Stranger things have happened. The video is on him and yes, he's rocking an awful outfit of blue and yellow and yes, he doesn't pull it off at all. Does he care? Naaaah. He grins an obnoxious grin that will kind of make you want to punch his little gremlin face in.

He decides to go with a time tested and flawless way to both express his interest in all these glorious people, all at once, and convey the right depth and emotions required for a first intro.]

Wazzzzzzzzup?!

[Nailed it, yo.]

This place is so dope! This is the Trickster comin' atcha and I am delighted to be here. How are you beautiful people?

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[lovestoys]

Hey! You want to start something? We can start something. Come here and say that to my face!

[Please don't, he has absolutely no follow through and he's just trying to look cool. You wouldn't punch a child, would you? ... Technically he's not a child but hey, he looks about twelve so.]

I don't do crash courses in stuff, it's all so boring. Give me one good reason why I should care about these interthingies and I'll try.

[helpline]

Cause you might get awesome superpowers out of the deal. The First Trickster has transdimensional pockets and I can generate chalk out of nothing.

[ his definition of 'awesome superpowers' is a little stretching ]

[lovestoys]

Woah. Boss. How does that even work? Do I have powers? How do I know?

[Omg he wants powers! Then he can totally be a super villain and people will beg him for mercy and it'll be awesome :D]

[helpline]

Did you read your file?

[ the Doctor's got a feeling the answer is no. ]

[lovestoys]

I skimmed it.

[No. No, he did not.] I got the gist.

[helpline]

Then what's your power?

[ yeah he knows you didn't read it. ]

[lovestoys]

Erm.

Well.

I dunno. How do I find out?

[helpline]

You read your file.

[lovestoys]

It's in there? Aww man.

That's like homework. [There's a sulk there.] Can't you do it for me and give me the deets?

[helpline]

Course I can't, it's your file. I don't have a copy of it in the first place!

[lovestoys]

What if I like give it to you, you read it and then give me all the fun stuff back so I don't have to do all the boring reading.

I'll pay you. [He won't.]

[helpline]

Buy me lunch and I'll do it.

[ hey, can't knock free food. ]

[lovestoys]

I have a little cash flow issue right now, I haven't been to work yet and --

Oh! That's a boss idea. Wait, hear me out on this one, come to work with me. [He grins. Yes, there is more to this place, trust him, he's kind of sort of thought it through.] I can score some cotton candy or corndogs or something. That's like almost lunch.

[helpline]

No, it really isn't. [ wamp wamp waaaaaaamp ] Cotton candy's too sweet. I don't really like things that are too sweet.

[lovestoys]

Okay fine so like corndogs? Hot dogs? They probably do burgers!

[helpline]

Where do you even work in the first place?

[lovestoys]

Amusement park. I get to guess like weight and stuff, I don't even know man, it sounds hella dull but yo, you know, I can totes score us food there.

[By stealing it. Stealing from work is a proud and noble tradition in his little world.]

[helpline]

Right, you can buy us food with your paycheck.

[lovestoys]

But

I can like

get free food? Why do I have to use my pay check?

[helpline]

Because it's nice and helpful and money should be exchanged for goods.

[lovestoys]

Yeah but why use money on the boring stuff like food? If I keep my cash, I can throw it at a stripper later instead.

[helpline]

You do know the whole 'humans need food to actually stay alive' thing, right?