01 - video

[lovestoys]

[Okay so this tech? Rad as all hell. He has no idea how it works, how it's so slim lined and tiny, where the batteries go or why he even has it but it's so bitching, he's not even gonna protest it. His now. No backsies. Ever.

He doesn't quite get what's happening and he doesn't quite care so mostly, he's just looking to reach out. Communicate. Make friends. Maybe even a love connection cause, you know, yolo. Stranger things have happened. The video is on him and yes, he's rocking an awful outfit of blue and yellow and yes, he doesn't pull it off at all. Does he care? Naaaah. He grins an obnoxious grin that will kind of make you want to punch his little gremlin face in.

He decides to go with a time tested and flawless way to both express his interest in all these glorious people, all at once, and convey the right depth and emotions required for a first intro.]

Wazzzzzzzzup?!

[Nailed it, yo.]

This place is so dope! This is the Trickster comin' atcha and I am delighted to be here. How are you beautiful people?

Comments

[itistolaugh]

Haha, wow. Wow. I don't believe any of what you just said.

[lovestoys]

[He can still do this. He can still pull it together.]

What? You don't believe me? I got mad skills, babe. You'll see.

[itistolaugh]

Uh huh. Okay. I bet you spell that with a z, don't you? You are definitely a z instead of s kind of guy.

[lovestoys]

What can I say? I like to stand out. [He's so different and hardcore.]

[itistolaugh]

Oh my god. You are soooo totally extreme.

[lovestoys]

I'm a rogue, we only deal in extremes.

[itistolaugh]

[ He's a mistake, is what he is. ]

Ooooh wow. Tell me more about how cool you are.

[lovestoys]

Nah, tell me about you. That's all I wanna know about.

[See, knows how to treat a lady. Check it, got his convo skills all down and everything.]

[itistolaugh]

Oh, I wouldn't even know where to start.

[lovestoys]

Oh come on, don't be shy. You can tell me.

[There's a smile that's either reassuring or hella creepy. You decide. Chose your own adventure.]

[itistolaugh]

Wellll. For starters, I'm from Gotham City and my name is Harley Quinn.

[ Her smile could also go either way. They have at least that much in common. ]

[lovestoys]

Hey. I know that name.

[He squints, he tries to recall and]

You're like a famous model, right? [He'll work it out later. Work it out and cry. Mostly cause she's probably taken.]

[itistolaugh]

Umm.

Not exactly, but I was in a lot of tabloids, so we'll call it close enough.

[lovestoys]

So, like, what? You're famous.

That's badass. I bet you're so good at what you do.

[itistolaugh]

[ Oh no, baseless flattery. Her one weakness. ]

Well! As a matter of fact, yes I am.

[lovestoys]

[He has smooth moves, you wait and see. Luuuucky.]

Well if you don't work as a model, you really should. You're so fine.

[itistolaugh]

Well, at least your eyes work.

[ But she sounds less irritated than she did a few seconds ago. How dare he be so accurate about her hotness. ]

[lovestoys]

My eyes are flawless, baby and I got my sights on you. You're like jaw dropping sexy.

[Just going to casually flatter the hell out of you here. Might get him a pity kiss one day.]

[itistolaugh]

Maybe you're not so bad after all.

[lovestoys]

Baby, I'm so not. I could spend hours talking about how fine you are.