01 - video

[lovestoys]

[Okay so this tech? Rad as all hell. He has no idea how it works, how it's so slim lined and tiny, where the batteries go or why he even has it but it's so bitching, he's not even gonna protest it. His now. No backsies. Ever.

He doesn't quite get what's happening and he doesn't quite care so mostly, he's just looking to reach out. Communicate. Make friends. Maybe even a love connection cause, you know, yolo. Stranger things have happened. The video is on him and yes, he's rocking an awful outfit of blue and yellow and yes, he doesn't pull it off at all. Does he care? Naaaah. He grins an obnoxious grin that will kind of make you want to punch his little gremlin face in.

He decides to go with a time tested and flawless way to both express his interest in all these glorious people, all at once, and convey the right depth and emotions required for a first intro.]

Wazzzzzzzzup?!

[Nailed it, yo.]

This place is so dope! This is the Trickster comin' atcha and I am delighted to be here. How are you beautiful people?

Comments

[lovestoys]

Manners are for wimps.

See, that's why you sound like a dork. Maybe try having less manners.

[beneathbluerafters]

Better a 'dork' than an imbecile.

[lovestoys]

Hey, you take that back! I am not one of those things.

[beneathbluerafters]

Do you even know what the word means?

[lovestoys]

Yeah. Means you're being a dick and trash talking me.

[beneathbluerafters]

Alright, I admit that was a bit much. But you did call me a dork first.

[lovestoys]

You kind of are one, dude. I mean just the whole thing you've got going and all.

[beneathbluerafters]

What thing? I don't have a thing!

[lovestoys]

You totes have a thing. It's like a -- I don't know man, I don't even know how to sum it up.

Like the kind of preppy well spoken dork you cheat off in school, you get me?

[beneathbluerafters]

I wouldn't let anyone cheat off me! Anyone stupid enough to rely on other people for their work deserves what they get!