01 - video

[lovestoys]

[Okay so this tech? Rad as all hell. He has no idea how it works, how it's so slim lined and tiny, where the batteries go or why he even has it but it's so bitching, he's not even gonna protest it. His now. No backsies. Ever.

He doesn't quite get what's happening and he doesn't quite care so mostly, he's just looking to reach out. Communicate. Make friends. Maybe even a love connection cause, you know, yolo. Stranger things have happened. The video is on him and yes, he's rocking an awful outfit of blue and yellow and yes, he doesn't pull it off at all. Does he care? Naaaah. He grins an obnoxious grin that will kind of make you want to punch his little gremlin face in.

He decides to go with a time tested and flawless way to both express his interest in all these glorious people, all at once, and convey the right depth and emotions required for a first intro.]

Wazzzzzzzzup?!

[Nailed it, yo.]

This place is so dope! This is the Trickster comin' atcha and I am delighted to be here. How are you beautiful people?

Comments

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

Cause they're not all dead and stuff! I thought they were, but then a bunch of raptors came out of the outhouse.

[lovestoys]

... Wait, what?

Woah, woah, woah.

This is getting more interesting. Gimme full deets. Raptors were where exactly?

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

Serious? But a second ago you said I was dumb and not cool. You're just gonna change your mind like that?

[lovestoys]

Pretty much, yeah. Why? Can't I? It's American, dude, land of the free. I do what I want.

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

Oh, um. Okay, I guess that makes sense. [No, it doesn't.]

The raptors were in the outhouse at the summer camp I was at. Someone opened the door and then suddenly raptors!

[lovestoys]

What kind of summer camp did you go to?

I went to one once and all we did was canoeing. No raptors.

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

Miss Quinzella Thiskwin Penniquiqul Thistle Crumpet's Camp for Hardcore Lady Types. Lots of weird stuff happens there.