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[puppydoctor]

If anyone knows the dog who's been repeatedly peeing on the Nonah Medical Center's front doors, please tell him to stop.

That's all.

[Make fun all you want, imPorts. George has been personally victimized by a cute dog for the last time in his (after)life.]

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voice;

[newwaver]

How do you know it's a dog?

[puppydoctor]

Because it looks at me.

[newwaver]

If it's looking at you why can't you tell it?

You could chase it off with a stick or something.

[puppydoctor]

Dogs don't like me. I think it knows.

[newwaver]

I don't think it does. Dogs aren't that clever.

[aglonby]

Too late, the Medical Center is his now.

[puppydoctor]

Hey, man, as long as he lets me keep my job.

[aglonby]

He will probably fire you if you take away his right to pee on his territory.

[puppydoctor]

If he can be a CEO, he can learn to use the toilet like the rest of the employees.

[aglonby]

You can actually do that, you know. Teach a dog how to use a toilet.

[puppydoctor]

What, like an actual toilet? Not just a litter box, or something? Because I've seen that. And it's somehow even grosser than the front door.

[aglonby]

Yeah obviously like an actual toilet. Not like a litter box! The real deal my friend.

Voice;

[whopperking]

Collar or no collar on the dog?

[puppydoctor]

No collar. I think he's a stray.

[whopperking]

Maybe it's got a personal vendetta against you. You piss it off before?

[puppydoctor]

Not that I know of? I'm just some kind of magnet for bad luck with animals.

[whopperking]

What, lots of dogs been pissing on your front doors before?

video

[glitterateur]

Rebel dog! Rebel dog!

[Mabel stop chanting this is not the time.]

Is it cute?

[puppydoctor]

It's... cuteish? Maybe? I'm not the best person to ask.

[glitterateur]

How would you not know if a puppy is cute or not!?

[What is WRONG with you, George.]

[puppydoctor]

Dogs aren't really my thing.

[A grievous crime, I know. It hurts just to type.]

I've had my shoes eaten a few too many times.

[glitterateur]

Thennn you're a cat person?

[That's the only reasonable explanation. Losing shoes is barely an excuse, dang.]

voice;

[coppelganger]

[ Ohhhh my god sometimes dating George feels like an out of body experience. ]

Can't you... I dunno, call someone?

[puppydoctor]

[Look at your life, Sarah. Look at your choices.]

Well I don't want to call animal control, he could get put down. I just thought that, maybe... [He gives a beleaguered sigh.] I mean, there are shapeshifting imPorts. Maybe one hates the hospital for some reason.

[coppelganger]

So they shapeshift into a dog and piss on the doors?

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[pillz]

like
permanetntly stopped?

permavoice

[puppydoctor]

Wh-what? No, no! Nothing like that!

[He's a doctor, not a mobster!]

permatext

[pillz]

[ah poor george.]

idk what thes oluion is then man