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maskormenace2016-08-08 06:49 pm
momentaryspring) wrote in maskormenace2016-08-08 06:49 pm
Only crabs will do [video]
[The screen filled first with a blurry image of someone's neck. Then, in jerky fashion, the face of a teenager who was in dire need of a haircut appeared. ...good lord was that a leopard print headband? Hard to tell as the wet, bristly nose of a dog pressed up against the camera and left a print.]
We made it, girl! At long last --
[Ryoga lifted the camera out of the dog's way, displaying the brilliant hues of a sunset blocked off against a large double-decker suspension bridge spanning a shimmering body of water. It was... not the Bay Bridge. Or rather, it was the Bay Bridge, but not the one Ryoga was apparently convinced it was.]
Look at that beautiful marvel of modern engineering! Funny, though. I mean, I always thought the Pacific was... bluer? It looks kind of dirty.
Hello, Heropa 31! Sorry to worry you, but it looks like we're managing just fine! Ha ha ha! Maybe we should find an In-N-Out. Americans love hamburgers, right?
[The dog, some sort of medium-sized Spitz, barked in response.]
We made it, girl! At long last --
SAN FRANCISCO!
[Ryoga lifted the camera out of the dog's way, displaying the brilliant hues of a sunset blocked off against a large double-decker suspension bridge spanning a shimmering body of water. It was... not the Bay Bridge. Or rather, it was the Bay Bridge, but not the one Ryoga was apparently convinced it was.]
Look at that beautiful marvel of modern engineering! Funny, though. I mean, I always thought the Pacific was... bluer? It looks kind of dirty.
Hello, Heropa 31! Sorry to worry you, but it looks like we're managing just fine! Ha ha ha! Maybe we should find an In-N-Out. Americans love hamburgers, right?
[The dog, some sort of medium-sized Spitz, barked in response.]