video!

[beneathbluerafters]

[ Klarion's grinning into the camera like a maniac, and even Teekl, who is curled up in his lap, looks satisfied and very pleased with himself. This can't be good. ]

Alright! I've decided that today is my birthday, and as such, according to your surface traditions, I believe that we are owed cake! I don't care about presents, we're going to go traveling anyway, and those will just be cumbersome.

[ Yep, Klarion just picked the date out of thin air because he's in the mood for some cake. How old is he? Was he actually born in August? Who knows, who cares!

He's just about to put the communicator down and turn the feed off when he grimaces a bit, and the cat glances up at him with an unmistakable, 'I told you so' kind of look. Klarion's expression instantly goes back to normal. ]

... Incidentally, if anyone knows of any spells or herbal remedies for aching teeth, they would be appreciated.

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[dreamshades]

[ Aw, look how Happy Klarion sounds.

Pan's going to ruin that. ]

A birthday you say? Well, I'm sorry to say that you don't get a choice on not receiving presents. It wouldn't be fun otherwise.

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[beneathbluerafters]

[ OH CRAP, IT'S THIS GUY. Klarion's eyes go wide for a second, then flare yellow. ]

If you come anywhere near me or my home, I will enjoy making you regret it.

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[dreamshades]

[ Aw, the threat is so cute. Pan just laughs it off like Klarion told a good joke. ]

Who said I had to get anywhere NEAR you to deliver a present? We both know I have so many other avenues to get it to you.

[beneathbluerafters]

I will burn whatever it is, track you down, and make you eat the misbegotten ashes you wretched little--!!

[dreamshades]

Would your cat be joining you on that venture?

[ Yes, Klarion. He hasn't forgotten. ]

[beneathbluerafters]

[ CRAP CRAP CRAP ]

He'd be safe. You won't get near him again.

[dreamshades]

Well, maybe not me per say but others could. Falling buildings, earthquakes, a fiery inferno.

The list is endless.

[beneathbluerafters]

You'd be surprised at how resilient cats can be, and any attempted harm to him will be repaid a thousand times over.

[dreamshades]

You said that before. I've yet to see you actually put your threats into action. Understandable though. You've always been nothing but talk.

[beneathbluerafters]

Meet me any time, and I'll be glad to show you. You're long overdue for a personal demonstration.

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[glitterateur]

Happy birthday! Where're you guys going?

[douchebag]

Wait. Are you just making up a date so you can get cake?

[ Interesting. Felix might have to steal this idea. ]

You know you can have cake any time you want, right? It doesn't have to wait for a birthday.

[Video]

[monge]

[ARM PUMP]

I will make the cake, zura!

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[brushoff]

[ a pause and a frown before ]

Out of curiosity Klarion, do your teeth ache when you eat sweets?

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[dreamshades]

Hm. I'll think about it but I'm fairly sure your parlour tricks will hardly do much.

[beneathbluerafters]

Thank you, and anywhere we like! We may start on the east coast and work our way across.

[beneathbluerafters]

It doesn't count as birthday cake if you don't get it on your birthday, and I challenge anyone to prove that today isn't mine.

[douchebag]

What's the difference between birthday cake and regular cake?

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[beneathbluerafters]

[ on one hand, AW YEAH, go Komasan!

On the other... Komasan is a dog. Is this gonna be a kibble cake? ]

Ah... Thank you. I didn't realize you baked?

[Video]

[caduceusvalkyrie]

[Kids...]

Uh, I don't think cake's a really good thing to have if you have toothache? It's just going to make it worse.

[beneathbluerafters]

[ INSTANT SUSPICION. What's with that frown, Dorian? That frown doesn't bode well... ]

... Sometimes. What of it?

[beneathbluerafters]

It's free, for one thing.

[brushoff]

Did where you live back home have 'dentists?'

[douchebag]

What are the other things?

[glitterateur]

Are you guys gonna hit up every tourist trap? Are you gonna take Teekl to see the world's biggest ball of yarn?!