video!

[beneathbluerafters]

[ Klarion's grinning into the camera like a maniac, and even Teekl, who is curled up in his lap, looks satisfied and very pleased with himself. This can't be good. ]

Alright! I've decided that today is my birthday, and as such, according to your surface traditions, I believe that we are owed cake! I don't care about presents, we're going to go traveling anyway, and those will just be cumbersome.

[ Yep, Klarion just picked the date out of thin air because he's in the mood for some cake. How old is he? Was he actually born in August? Who knows, who cares!

He's just about to put the communicator down and turn the feed off when he grimaces a bit, and the cat glances up at him with an unmistakable, 'I told you so' kind of look. Klarion's expression instantly goes back to normal. ]

... Incidentally, if anyone knows of any spells or herbal remedies for aching teeth, they would be appreciated.

Comments

voice

[dreamshades]

[ Aw, look how Happy Klarion sounds.

Pan's going to ruin that. ]

A birthday you say? Well, I'm sorry to say that you don't get a choice on not receiving presents. It wouldn't be fun otherwise.

Re: voice

[beneathbluerafters]

[ OH CRAP, IT'S THIS GUY. Klarion's eyes go wide for a second, then flare yellow. ]

If you come anywhere near me or my home, I will enjoy making you regret it.

voice

[dreamshades]

[ Aw, the threat is so cute. Pan just laughs it off like Klarion told a good joke. ]

Who said I had to get anywhere NEAR you to deliver a present? We both know I have so many other avenues to get it to you.

video

[glitterateur]

Happy birthday! Where're you guys going?

[beneathbluerafters]

Thank you, and anywhere we like! We may start on the east coast and work our way across.

[glitterateur]

Are you guys gonna hit up every tourist trap? Are you gonna take Teekl to see the world's biggest ball of yarn?!

[douchebag]

Wait. Are you just making up a date so you can get cake?

[ Interesting. Felix might have to steal this idea. ]

You know you can have cake any time you want, right? It doesn't have to wait for a birthday.

[beneathbluerafters]

It doesn't count as birthday cake if you don't get it on your birthday, and I challenge anyone to prove that today isn't mine.

[douchebag]

What's the difference between birthday cake and regular cake?

[Video]

[monge]

[ARM PUMP]

I will make the cake, zura!

Re: [Video]

[beneathbluerafters]

[ on one hand, AW YEAH, go Komasan!

On the other... Komasan is a dog. Is this gonna be a kibble cake? ]

Ah... Thank you. I didn't realize you baked?

[Video]

[monge]

Sure, sure, zura. [He waves off any doubt.] I used to cook and bake for my little brother all the time, zura.

I just need to figure out what your favorite flavor is, zura.

video;

[brushoff]

[ a pause and a frown before ]

Out of curiosity Klarion, do your teeth ache when you eat sweets?

[beneathbluerafters]

[ INSTANT SUSPICION. What's with that frown, Dorian? That frown doesn't bode well... ]

... Sometimes. What of it?

[brushoff]

Did where you live back home have 'dentists?'

[Video]

[caduceusvalkyrie]

[Kids...]

Uh, I don't think cake's a really good thing to have if you have toothache? It's just going to make it worse.

[beneathbluerafters]

What? How do you mean?

Sorry for the horrible delay

[caduceusvalkyrie]

Well the sugar in the cake is only going to aggravate the pain you already have. You might also want to go to a dentist and have your teeth checked, if sweets are hurting, then you probably have cavities.

Have you tried any kind of painkillers to help dull the pain?

Video;

[exceptfebruary]

The eighth day of the eighth month. A good day to choose. Is there a reason why you had to choose one?

[beneathbluerafters]

I was hungry for cake today.

NOT HERE

[khajidont]

SOMEBODY WANTS TO RESPOND TO THIS BUT IS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO DO SO AFTER AN ARGUMENT

[asoothingvoice]

[Sounding pretty amused:] Well, happy birthday, in that case.

If you have a toothache, you should probably look into getting a dentist appointment set up. Until then, taking some ibuprofen or acetaminophen should help. You might want to hold off on the cake until after, though. You don't want it getting worse.

[beneathbluerafters]

I'd rather try my own methods first. I don't like pills, and I like doctors even less.

... Why do people keep saying that the cake will make it worse? It's hardly sabotaged.

video;

[idesof]

Happy birthday! [Picking his own birthday just because he wants cake, that is adorable and worth encouraging.] Some powders are good at soothing unhappy teeth. You may want to give those a try.

[after eating all the cake]

[beneathbluerafters]

[ ALL THE CAKE, he's scammed three cakes already with a fourth on the way! ]

Thank you, Mr. March! What sort of powders would these be?