glitterateur: And yes, they are bleached blonde and spiky. (Let me get my balls out.)
Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-08-09 03:56 pm

video;

[Oh good, it’s Mabel Pines. This bodes well! What doesn’t bode well is that she’s outside the mess that is Heropa 18, wearing a sweet helmet and with two piles of junk sitting on the front lawn visible in the frame. Piles of junk that might, in a galaxy long ago and far away, be a “pod racer.” Except these definitely have more rockets attached to the sides. Like, an excessive amount of rockets.]

Hey guys! Mabel Pines here-- oh and Dipper! [Who waves distractedly at the camera as he puts the finishing touches on his racer.] We just wanted to remind everybody to save the date. The date being August 31st! ‘Cause it’s our birthday and it’s gonna be a celebonanzapalooza to be remembered. We’ll be celebrating being fourteen-- totally seasoned teenagers!-- in major style. And all of you are invited!

[In the background, the pod racers gently lift off the ground. There's a faint humming noise and a weird glow. This actually looks like it might work?? Dipper gives Mabel a thumbs up and adjusts his helmet, only for one of the racers to make an alarming pinging sound and suddenly list to one side. He smacks something and everything straightens out.]

We really do mean all, even you new people! Every imPort’s a friend of the Pines family, except for that one guy and he knows who he is. Come by, say hi, get cake! Bring presents.

[Dipper nods at Mabel, and the twins snap on some sweet goggles in synch. Several pigs with fire extinguishers in their mouths stand at attention. Mabel makes to turn off the camera before she remembers--]

--and if you’re in Heropa we’re sorry about the noise!

[Mabel gives a jaunty wave and the camera turns off as they hop in their racers. The people of Heropa will get treated to some alarming drag racing noises and some minor explosions in the next few minutes. Everyone else-- hey, you’re invited to a party! If the kids are still alive to host it!]
failureisntachoice: (PB 63)

[personal profile] failureisntachoice 2016-08-13 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you going to decorate the bag too?
burnseternal: (puzzled)

[personal profile] burnseternal 2016-08-13 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I fear that stickers will not be adequate enough protection for the adventures you and your brother get involved with. May I suggest the judicious application of further padding?
hasitsthorns: (Oғ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2016-08-14 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... again? ]

Are you now? Hm, good to know... I'll have to come to you if I ever have a need for some quality stickers, Miss-?

[ Introductions are a thing that are probably in order, she realizes. ]
Edited (now, know, same difference) 2016-08-14 02:55 (UTC)
hasitsthorns: (Cᴀᴜsᴇ sʜᴇ ɪs ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ)

[personal profile] hasitsthorns 2016-08-14 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you, Dipper.

[ She was tempted to make a 'little Dipper' joke, but as he'll be 14 maybe 'big Dipper' would have been more appropriate? Either way, she refrains. ]

And no problem about the noise! It's cool to see something exciting happening, actually. Been kind of uneventful lately.
nofairsky: (6)

video

[personal profile] nofairsky 2016-08-14 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[So many questions about the firefighter pigs.]

But they don't even look like they could hold together. And something is on fire...
grumbling: (that need to get slew)

[personal profile] grumbling 2016-08-14 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
There's nothing good about this semi-futureland. Who wants to have their atoms scattered about porting from one city to the next? All you need to do is blink in one of those damn things and your ear will end up fused to your forehead. Don't even get me started about these moto--

[ something pops loudly next to him and mccoy nearly jumps out of his skin, turning to face the threat with his fists raised. ]

Good God, don't tell me they've become sentient.
penthesileia: (12)

[personal profile] penthesileia 2016-08-14 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
That's very understanding of you. Do you enjoy planning parties, then? [No, she doesn't have an inner party animal. Or an outer party animal.] I haven't known many 14-year-old children who are adept at planning much at all, back home.
stealwithit: (034)

[personal profile] stealwithit 2016-08-15 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kasumi can't help with rebuilding shit, but maybe she'll get the Pines twins stylin' racing jackets or something. Because even if their racers don't really function, at least they will crash in style.

But as for what Mabel says... ]


Hmm. What kind of cake?

[ Kasumi used evade ]
stealwithit: (054)

[personal profile] stealwithit 2016-08-15 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I know how that feels.

[ no one even knows when Kasumi's birthday is ]

Sadly, I can't help with the pod racer, but I can definitely help with mystery novels. Any specific type you enjoy? Capers? Hard-boiled?

[ is she describing subgenres, or food? it is a mystery ]
exceptfebruary: calendar man raises an eyebrow (Are you accusing me?)

[personal profile] exceptfebruary 2016-08-15 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
June 15th, then. [ Casually making a note, no big.

He wrinkles his nose a little.
]

The season still exists, even if it is expressed more subtly.
Edited 2016-08-15 20:31 (UTC)
freckledninja: (Seriously?)

[personal profile] freckledninja 2016-08-15 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
But what he like. Got an apartment?

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