glitterateur: And yes, they are bleached blonde and spiky. (Let me get my balls out.)
Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-08-09 03:56 pm

video;

[Oh good, it’s Mabel Pines. This bodes well! What doesn’t bode well is that she’s outside the mess that is Heropa 18, wearing a sweet helmet and with two piles of junk sitting on the front lawn visible in the frame. Piles of junk that might, in a galaxy long ago and far away, be a “pod racer.” Except these definitely have more rockets attached to the sides. Like, an excessive amount of rockets.]

Hey guys! Mabel Pines here-- oh and Dipper! [Who waves distractedly at the camera as he puts the finishing touches on his racer.] We just wanted to remind everybody to save the date. The date being August 31st! ‘Cause it’s our birthday and it’s gonna be a celebonanzapalooza to be remembered. We’ll be celebrating being fourteen-- totally seasoned teenagers!-- in major style. And all of you are invited!

[In the background, the pod racers gently lift off the ground. There's a faint humming noise and a weird glow. This actually looks like it might work?? Dipper gives Mabel a thumbs up and adjusts his helmet, only for one of the racers to make an alarming pinging sound and suddenly list to one side. He smacks something and everything straightens out.]

We really do mean all, even you new people! Every imPort’s a friend of the Pines family, except for that one guy and he knows who he is. Come by, say hi, get cake! Bring presents.

[Dipper nods at Mabel, and the twins snap on some sweet goggles in synch. Several pigs with fire extinguishers in their mouths stand at attention. Mabel makes to turn off the camera before she remembers--]

--and if you’re in Heropa we’re sorry about the noise!

[Mabel gives a jaunty wave and the camera turns off as they hop in their racers. The people of Heropa will get treated to some alarming drag racing noises and some minor explosions in the next few minutes. Everyone else-- hey, you’re invited to a party! If the kids are still alive to host it!]
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[personal profile] stealwithit 2016-08-22 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kasumi chuckles, shaking her head. ]

No, it's Shepard who's really bad at driving! Supposedly he's alright on a motorcycle, seeing as he hasn't killed anyone with it yet, but I'm not going to take any chances.
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[personal profile] stealwithit 2016-08-22 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Well, somebody else drives the space team around, normally. The pilot.
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[personal profile] stealwithit 2016-08-22 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it just means you get to boss everyone around while also getting to get out of the ship for all the fun stuff. Pilot's got to stick with the ship and make sure it's ready any time for the big getaway, you know?
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[personal profile] rideme 2016-08-22 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Making it sparkle, huh...

I might have a spare one laying around if you wanted to try it.
stitchwitchbitches: (come on i'm dyeing here)

[personal profile] stitchwitchbitches 2016-08-22 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Worse.

Because it's done to people intentionally.
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[personal profile] stealwithit 2016-08-22 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really, no. Somehow we've invented every other tech out there except for teleporters.

[ damn it mass effect ]
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[personal profile] failureisntachoice 2016-08-23 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
...And how many have you had at home?

[ She knows she's going to regret asking, but curiosity has gotten the better of her. ]
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[personal profile] burnseternal 2016-08-23 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I see. And what else will you be doing now that you are mature teenagers, other than building cars? I must admit I know few of your coming-of-age rituals.

[Which is to say, he's worried.]
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[personal profile] penthesileia 2016-08-23 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's true that Amada's very polite, but I do think that knowing him, he wouldn't go along with something for too long if he truly disliked it.
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[personal profile] rideme 2016-08-23 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
All right, all right.

I'll bring it by as a birthday present. You guys do that, right?
failureisntachoice: (PB 52)

[personal profile] failureisntachoice 2016-08-23 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. That bullshit didn't follow you here, right?
stitchwitchbitches: (a BURLAPS in judgement)

[personal profile] stitchwitchbitches 2016-08-23 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Because some people are just... assholes! Who -- I don't know -- maybe they get off on hurting other people!
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[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-08-23 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Mabel. Mabel. Dude.

I am so down for making prison buddies. We'll make one way better than Gideon's! Biker prison gang, you and me, hambone!
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[personal profile] stealwithit 2016-08-23 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kasumi laughs, shaking her head. ]

Alright, alright. We'll do it just for you, Mabel. The thing is though, Shepard doesn't seem to realize just how bad he is at driving? Like, he wants to drive.

Plus Joker's gotten along just fine sitting in the pilot's chair and making fun of the rest of us from afar. It's his thing.
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[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2016-08-23 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Great. I'll see what I can do.

And maybe don't ask anyone else for those claws. They sound dangerous.

[Jacob knows there are more than enough dumb adults around who might actually arm Mabel Pines with wolverine claws.]
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[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2016-08-23 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
When you put it like that, it sounds like your real problem was building something that had flamethrowers. You're lucky you're not on fire right now.

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