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Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-08-09 03:56 pm

video;

[Oh good, it’s Mabel Pines. This bodes well! What doesn’t bode well is that she’s outside the mess that is Heropa 18, wearing a sweet helmet and with two piles of junk sitting on the front lawn visible in the frame. Piles of junk that might, in a galaxy long ago and far away, be a “pod racer.” Except these definitely have more rockets attached to the sides. Like, an excessive amount of rockets.]

Hey guys! Mabel Pines here-- oh and Dipper! [Who waves distractedly at the camera as he puts the finishing touches on his racer.] We just wanted to remind everybody to save the date. The date being August 31st! ‘Cause it’s our birthday and it’s gonna be a celebonanzapalooza to be remembered. We’ll be celebrating being fourteen-- totally seasoned teenagers!-- in major style. And all of you are invited!

[In the background, the pod racers gently lift off the ground. There's a faint humming noise and a weird glow. This actually looks like it might work?? Dipper gives Mabel a thumbs up and adjusts his helmet, only for one of the racers to make an alarming pinging sound and suddenly list to one side. He smacks something and everything straightens out.]

We really do mean all, even you new people! Every imPort’s a friend of the Pines family, except for that one guy and he knows who he is. Come by, say hi, get cake! Bring presents.

[Dipper nods at Mabel, and the twins snap on some sweet goggles in synch. Several pigs with fire extinguishers in their mouths stand at attention. Mabel makes to turn off the camera before she remembers--]

--and if you’re in Heropa we’re sorry about the noise!

[Mabel gives a jaunty wave and the camera turns off as they hop in their racers. The people of Heropa will get treated to some alarming drag racing noises and some minor explosions in the next few minutes. Everyone else-- hey, you’re invited to a party! If the kids are still alive to host it!]
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
T-that's really reductive, you know! People can be all different sizes!
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad we have your expertise. I mean, our last birthday wasn't ruined, it was just... weird. Uncomfortable?
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably gonna mount the flamethrowers more securely. And not so close to the propulsion units.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... training how? Is this a soccer thing?
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. Sounds like we're just going to have multiple cakes. Different kinds of cake. In a bunch of places.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I think we should try to avoid exploding the town. If at all possible.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Ford's shaving kit. We kind of modified them. Not a lot.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
No! I just want you to have fun. We can all take care of ourselves if we need to.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, back home I read through all the Siblings Brothers books. Here it's kind of different.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes you need that dramatic effect, I guess. Can't say they don't look cool.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That was actually in Philadelphia. It was uh... kind of scary.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it like that for everybody? Or is it a special thing just for me?
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes they can't even climb up stairs! I've seen the videos!
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, you made it sound kind of important. Besides the usual horoscope thing.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-08-23 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Grunkle Ford uses them to shave, so they're probably okay. [Not at all.] We just modified them a little.

We're lucky I didn't let Mabel put in the bucket of glitter, at least.
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[personal profile] amadaman 2016-08-23 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
If I'm also there as your friend and boyfriend then I'm sure I'll have fun. But also, I would punch the face of anyone who tries to mess with Mabel again.
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[personal profile] asoothingvoice 2016-08-23 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Why would a businessperson have a first aid kid?]

Just a nurse.
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[personal profile] stealwithit 2016-08-23 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Siblings Brothers... isn't that kind of a redundant title...? Kasumi tilts her head. ]

Huh. Yeah, I've never heard of that one. What about Sherlock Holmes?
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[personal profile] rassera 2016-08-23 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
See? Now you're thinking SMART.
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[personal profile] starlinings 2016-08-23 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...I was thinking more like bending spoons, or something like that.


[Dipper you silly goose. Soccerballs aren't made of metal!]
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[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2016-08-24 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Pauuuuse.]

I've got a lot of questions. Probably going to wish I hadn't asked most of them, but... here's the important one. Are any of Ford's flamethrowers around at our house?
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[personal profile] rideme 2016-08-24 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and we're gonna try to make it so that doesn't happen again.
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[personal profile] rideme 2016-08-24 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
What's the other best parts?
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[personal profile] stitchwitchbitches 2016-08-24 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but they're usually taller.

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