maskormenace | Video; It sounds like SAW neverland edition

[The feed turns on and surprise, surprise, guess who it is. It's Peter Pan, the evil forest hobo. He's sitting in front of the light of a campfire with that usual smug expression.]

I'm bored fellow imports. So, why don't we play a game?

[And he raises a hand as if to stop someone from shouting at him or hanging up from across the screen (obviously he can't if you really want to but it's merely a gesture)]

and before you all just hang up or start throwing your usual boring insults I believe it's a game you'll truly want to play.

Why? Because the prize is an answer. An answer to any burning question you so desire. A completely truthful answer. [there's just a tiny smirk before he goes on:] You might all find that hard to believe but when I play my games I always follow the rules. [his rules anyways.]
And for transparency's sake I will only be giving out THREE answers as a prize to three different people. It wouldn't be much of a game if everyone could win.

So, do you want to play a game?

It's simple. [And suddenly a deck of cards appears in his hand and he draws three from the deck. An ace of hearts, a 7 of spades and 10 of clubs.]

I lay these face down and you must choose the ace.

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[ Srsly Pan behave yourself. ]

[ Nah. He wants to fuck around with people. ]

Depends upon the game.

And what sorta questions you can even answer.

A game of chance. Picking the right card. And I suppose that entirely depends on the question you even ask, doesn't it?

If you don't know anything valuable, question's worthless.

You're new here, aren't you? [ because if this man knew who he was he wouldn't be talking to Pan like this. ]

Last I checked you haven't won any answers either.

(ooc note: not actually how his face appears. Regular-face in the icon above is his standard appearance right now)

[ Yup, definitely a new face. Pan just shrugs with a smirk. ]

Then I guess this will be boring for the both of us.

I don't know what you're talkin about, kid; I'm having a ball.

Then are you going to challenge me to a game? Or am I going to get the same response as before?

Still determining whether you have something or nothing of value to offer as a prize.

And what happens when you pick wrong.

[ And now Pan just laughs. Is this guy for real? ]

That's a threat if I ever heard one. A very bad one.

But, have it your way. I'm not really one to entertain non risk takers. [ Yes, Pan is trying to bait this guy. Get something out of him. What will be the response? ]

Don't think you know what the word 'threat' means, kid. Because skepticism -- that's not it. Well, it could be -- if you're the type that falls down dead if somebody says they don't believe in you.

[ Pan isn't insulted more baffled as this guy talks to him. Well, colour him intrigued. ]

That would possibly be the saddest way to go but that tends to only work on faeries. If the stories are to be believed.

Hey now, I was talking about politicians.

[ Now that's hilarious and Pan just lets out a snort of laughter. Well, he could not have predicted that. ]

Hm, you'd be correct. Stop believing in such a ruler and their whole platform crumbles beneath them. A social death where they no longer can sway the masses to their cause.

[ He bets you're the smartest kid in your class, kid. ]

And nobody needs that mess.

[ Aw you'll make him blush. ]

I always found that having few rules as possible always benefited people. Far more fun that way. [ revelling in chaos ]

A game's got rules, though. That's all this is.

[ He gestures around himself, to mean more where they are, this society, whatever. ]

Rules. A routine to follow. Expected outcomes. Rewards, consequences. You wanna win, you gotta have an ace in the hole, know the dealer, or make the right plays. Ask the right questions.

It just gets a little more interesting when people decide they're not interested in playing anymore. Or that they don't have to.

[It's video but. All there is in the screen is bubblegum splattered pavement. This stuff is complicated.]

They didn't mention fun being illegal. Sticks up asses is a bad medical condition. Right card.

[Connie he hasn't even put the cards down yet...]

Edited (This is why you don't tag from work kids SORRY TO YOUR INBOX) 2016-08-11 22:20 (UTC)

[ wow, he's a forest hobo but he at least figured this out quickly. But, he'd laugh at that. He'll lay the cards out and shuffle them about.]

You'd be right on the first bit. Seems like many people suffer from that.

[ and he'll flip the card and it's the 7 of spades. ]

Wrong.

so fyi this kind of game works way better w/ real space face time

Oh, I know, but I wouldn't be able to get the whole network in on this would I?

i mean even irl it's a lame game
soooooo

also your prize is some questionable bullshit. how do you know you're going to have the answer to the question i'm thinking of

Than don't play. No one's forcing you to not be boring.

unforch i am super bored

answer about the prize thing

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