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Leonard Snart | Captain Cold ([personal profile] catchacold) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-09-02 10:32 pm

- 2° - Steal from the Rich and Give to the Sexy

I was going to report a crime.

[The voice of Leonard Snart comes on, distinctive as ever. He looks into the camera, apparently leaning against a wall in a dimly lit room with pounding music and some flashing light. In his free hand he holds a beer, on his head he wears a pointy head that says 'Wizzard' on it, which might be familiar to some.]

But I'm not even sure what's going on here.

[That said he turns the camera to show Axel Walker, who - as usual - is a sight to behold.]

Make it rain! Oh yeah baby, just like that -- oh oh you are so fine.

[Axel is throwing what little money he stole because, you know, strip clubs aren't the best place to steal from, right back at the strippers. It's noble, you know. Like Robin Hood. He steals from the ugly old owners and gives to the sexy girls in need. Honestly, it's like charity, he's doing a good thing here. How could anyone want to put an end to this? Sliding some ones into girls' thongs, he turns to Leonard. While he's not entirely sure why he's being filmed, he assumes good reasons? He grins at the camera and tries his best to look cool, his body language changing to a sort of obnoxious swagger.]

Hey, yo, it's the Trickster once again and if you wanna get a little wiggle in your lap, come on down. I'm gonna be throwing singles at these honeys all night. No one is gonna stop me neither.

[He smirks cockily and turns back to the stripper, throwing a load of money at her.

Not to worry, children and concerned citizens, in spite of them obviously being at a strip club, Leonard takes care not to show anything that could entirely rob one's innocence.

He brings the camera back around to his face, just about smiling and clearly more amused than horrified.]


Help? I need a hero.



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[personal profile] lovestoys 2016-09-02 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm old enough. Are you blind or something?

[How can you not recognised a fully matured man in all his glory. Just for that, you don't get a lapdance.]
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[personal profile] whatyoumust 2016-09-04 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Thanks but no thanks, kid.]

Enjoy being a [little shit] young man while you can get away with it. Trickster, was it? What kind of crime have you even committed here?
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[personal profile] lovestoys 2016-09-05 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Stealing I guess but like Robin Hood level stealing. I gave it back. And I got a few lapdances out of the deal.

[Personally, he feels like a winner right now. He went to a strip club and paid for nothing.]
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[personal profile] whatyoumust 2016-09-06 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Flatly:]

I don't think that's how it works.

[And give to the sexy, indeed...]
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[personal profile] lovestoys 2016-09-14 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? I did everything Robin Hood did. Except strippers.

Though I really think Robin Hood should have had more leg in his gang, y'know? What a sausage fest.
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[personal profile] whatyoumust 2016-09-18 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO START HERE.]

Giving money to strippers is not a vigilante act, it is you going to a strip club with money you stole. Don't you have any shame, boy?

[no, he doesn't, alberto]