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maskormenace2016-09-02 10:32 pm
catchacold) wrote in maskormenace2016-09-02 10:32 pm
- 2° - Steal from the Rich and Give to the Sexy
I was going to report a crime.
[The voice of Leonard Snart comes on, distinctive as ever. He looks into the camera, apparently leaning against a wall in a dimly lit room with pounding music and some flashing light. In his free hand he holds a beer, on his head he wears a pointy head that says 'Wizzard' on it, which might be familiar to some.]
But I'm not even sure what's going on here.
[That said he turns the camera to show Axel Walker, who - as usual - is a sight to behold.]
Make it rain! Oh yeah baby, just like that -- oh oh you are so fine.
[Axel is throwing what little money he stole because, you know, strip clubs aren't the best place to steal from, right back at the strippers. It's noble, you know. Like Robin Hood. He steals from the ugly old owners and gives to the sexy girls in need. Honestly, it's like charity, he's doing a good thing here. How could anyone want to put an end to this? Sliding some ones into girls' thongs, he turns to Leonard. While he's not entirely sure why he's being filmed, he assumes good reasons? He grins at the camera and tries his best to look cool, his body language changing to a sort of obnoxious swagger.]
Hey, yo, it's the Trickster once again and if you wanna get a little wiggle in your lap, come on down. I'm gonna be throwing singles at these honeys all night. No one is gonna stop me neither.
[He smirks cockily and turns back to the stripper, throwing a load of money at her.
Not to worry, children and concerned citizens, in spite of them obviously being at a strip club, Leonard takes care not to show anything that could entirely rob one's innocence.
He brings the camera back around to his face, just about smiling and clearly more amused than horrified.]
Help? I need a hero.
[ooc: Plotting post can be found here if you want to figure something out, otherwise just go for it. Commenting to each other and threadjacking are both HIGHLY encouraged! Action, voice, video or text, everything goes!]
[The voice of Leonard Snart comes on, distinctive as ever. He looks into the camera, apparently leaning against a wall in a dimly lit room with pounding music and some flashing light. In his free hand he holds a beer, on his head he wears a pointy head that says 'Wizzard' on it, which might be familiar to some.]
But I'm not even sure what's going on here.
[That said he turns the camera to show Axel Walker, who - as usual - is a sight to behold.]
Make it rain! Oh yeah baby, just like that -- oh oh you are so fine.
[Axel is throwing what little money he stole because, you know, strip clubs aren't the best place to steal from, right back at the strippers. It's noble, you know. Like Robin Hood. He steals from the ugly old owners and gives to the sexy girls in need. Honestly, it's like charity, he's doing a good thing here. How could anyone want to put an end to this? Sliding some ones into girls' thongs, he turns to Leonard. While he's not entirely sure why he's being filmed, he assumes good reasons? He grins at the camera and tries his best to look cool, his body language changing to a sort of obnoxious swagger.]
Hey, yo, it's the Trickster once again and if you wanna get a little wiggle in your lap, come on down. I'm gonna be throwing singles at these honeys all night. No one is gonna stop me neither.
[He smirks cockily and turns back to the stripper, throwing a load of money at her.
Not to worry, children and concerned citizens, in spite of them obviously being at a strip club, Leonard takes care not to show anything that could entirely rob one's innocence.
He brings the camera back around to his face, just about smiling and clearly more amused than horrified.]
Help? I need a hero.
[ooc: Plotting post can be found here if you want to figure something out, otherwise just go for it. Commenting to each other and threadjacking are both HIGHLY encouraged! Action, voice, video or text, everything goes!]
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[He's assuming she came here to witness his coolness and maybe, you know, she liked what she saw. Given how handsome Axel was and all.
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Thanks, I woke up like this.
[Her grin settles into a smirk.]
Probably wanna keep an eye on your wallet, yourself. [She winks. Heads up, Axel, one of the strippers probably already has it. You think they actually survive on those 1s? She's just looking out for him, really. ♥]
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[As hard as this may be to believe, this is actually his A game. Admittedly his somewhat drunk and high on the joys of strippers A game but this is about as charming as he gets.]
My wallet ain't got jackshit in it, they can have it if they want. [He forgot to go to work for the past two weeks, all that's in there is a condom and some receipts.] So, baby, you wanna party or what?
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So, what you're saying is... [a pause for dramatic effect, licks her lips.]
That you're flat broke and throwing money away?
[Her eyebrows raise, all trace of flirtatiousness gone.]
That's cute. I'll pass, kid.
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[He smirks and gives her a cocky smile. The kind that asks to be punched off his face.]
I just don't wanna. But for you? I'd make sure I was drowning in dollars.
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Get back to me when you're swimming in actual cash again, sweetheart. Maybe I'll have changed my mind by then.
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[Spoiler alert: he won't. He'll be the same trash he always was but he might have robbed a bank by then? So money will at least be possible.]
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Still passing, but hit me up when you've got the cash to back it up, and maybe I'll have changed my mind.
[Sealed with a wink and a sign off. Little does she know she'll be seeing him soon.]