- 2° - Steal from the Rich and Give to the Sexy

[catchacold]

I was going to report a crime.

[The voice of Leonard Snart comes on, distinctive as ever. He looks into the camera, apparently leaning against a wall in a dimly lit room with pounding music and some flashing light. In his free hand he holds a beer, on his head he wears a pointy head that says 'Wizzard' on it, which might be familiar to some.]

But I'm not even sure what's going on here.

[That said he turns the camera to show Axel Walker, who - as usual - is a sight to behold.]

Make it rain! Oh yeah baby, just like that -- oh oh you are so fine.

[Axel is throwing what little money he stole because, you know, strip clubs aren't the best place to steal from, right back at the strippers. It's noble, you know. Like Robin Hood. He steals from the ugly old owners and gives to the sexy girls in need. Honestly, it's like charity, he's doing a good thing here. How could anyone want to put an end to this? Sliding some ones into girls' thongs, he turns to Leonard. While he's not entirely sure why he's being filmed, he assumes good reasons? He grins at the camera and tries his best to look cool, his body language changing to a sort of obnoxious swagger.]

Hey, yo, it's the Trickster once again and if you wanna get a little wiggle in your lap, come on down. I'm gonna be throwing singles at these honeys all night. No one is gonna stop me neither.

[He smirks cockily and turns back to the stripper, throwing a load of money at her.

Not to worry, children and concerned citizens, in spite of them obviously being at a strip club, Leonard takes care not to show anything that could entirely rob one's innocence.

He brings the camera back around to his face, just about smiling and clearly more amused than horrified.]

Help? I need a hero.



[ooc: Plotting post can be found here if you want to figure something out, otherwise just go for it. Commenting to each other and threadjacking are both HIGHLY encouraged! Action, voice, video or text, everything goes!]

Comments

[pyrogue]

Oh, what – you're keeping tabs on my love life? I've been on dates.

…What shade of red?

[lovestoys]

With the naked dude? I don't think he was that into you, he climbed out of the window and all.

Fiery red. She's pretty. [he turns his own video to her so Mick can see what she looks like. Unfortunately he'd only aiming at her breasts. Classy.] Check it.

[pyrogue]

I told you, I don't know who that was. I meant dates with women.

You know what the private function is, don't you?

[lovestoys]

You say that but you never seem all that into the ladies. Just sayin'

Ehhhhhh? Refresh my memory, bro.

Private just because he can

[pyrogue]

You can lock the conversation so nobody else sees the naked woman you're filming.

And how the hell would you know?

alone time with his bff :D

[lovestoys]

Dude, why would I not want everyone to see this chick? she's hot, dude.

And I dunno. Call it a feeling.

[pyrogue]

[ He gives up on the first point. Like, Axel's not wrong, but... ]

What, you have a gaydar now?

[lovestoys]

Maybe? Can straight dudes have gaydar? If they can then I have and dude, you are so gay.

[HAHAHA... don't break him. He has a tiny body and bruises like a peach.]

[pyrogue]

Think you have to be gay to have a gaydar. Maybe you should look in the mirror, pal.

[ Now he's just being childish. ]

[lovestoys]

I ain't gay and you know it. Hence why I'm here having sexy chicks grind all up in me and you're hiding at home in your closet despite there being a room full of hot girls you've been invited to hang with. And I do look in the mirror. A lot. If I'm gay for anything, it's just me. Because I'm hot.

[For shame Mick. Because out of the two of them, you're capable of feeling shame.]

[pyrogue]

First, not at home. I'm at work, where quite a lot of women enjoy seeing me with my shirt off. Second, I don't not want to go because I'm not interested, I don't want to go because I'm trying to stay on the wagon and there is no way you got those Washingtons legally.

[ He crosses his arms in a "and that's final" way. ]

Oh, and third: you're really not.

[lovestoys]

First, chicks like gay dudes all the time so them liking you shirtless means nothing. Second, of course I didn't, that's part of the fun and hey, it's my crime, my time. I don't know why you're getting so touchy. Not like you'd be implicated, hell use your own money or get a free lap dances without guilt cause it's my wrong doings. Just saying.

[He crosses his arms in a mocking 'stop trying to be my dad' way.]

Oh, and third? I'm sexy and you know it.

[pyrogue]

Temptation thing not "afraid to get in trouble" thing.

[ He actually snorts. ]

Keep telling yourself that, kiddo.