- 2° - Steal from the Rich and Give to the Sexy

[catchacold]

I was going to report a crime.

[The voice of Leonard Snart comes on, distinctive as ever. He looks into the camera, apparently leaning against a wall in a dimly lit room with pounding music and some flashing light. In his free hand he holds a beer, on his head he wears a pointy head that says 'Wizzard' on it, which might be familiar to some.]

But I'm not even sure what's going on here.

[That said he turns the camera to show Axel Walker, who - as usual - is a sight to behold.]

Make it rain! Oh yeah baby, just like that -- oh oh you are so fine.

[Axel is throwing what little money he stole because, you know, strip clubs aren't the best place to steal from, right back at the strippers. It's noble, you know. Like Robin Hood. He steals from the ugly old owners and gives to the sexy girls in need. Honestly, it's like charity, he's doing a good thing here. How could anyone want to put an end to this? Sliding some ones into girls' thongs, he turns to Leonard. While he's not entirely sure why he's being filmed, he assumes good reasons? He grins at the camera and tries his best to look cool, his body language changing to a sort of obnoxious swagger.]

Hey, yo, it's the Trickster once again and if you wanna get a little wiggle in your lap, come on down. I'm gonna be throwing singles at these honeys all night. No one is gonna stop me neither.

[He smirks cockily and turns back to the stripper, throwing a load of money at her.

Not to worry, children and concerned citizens, in spite of them obviously being at a strip club, Leonard takes care not to show anything that could entirely rob one's innocence.

He brings the camera back around to his face, just about smiling and clearly more amused than horrified.]

Help? I need a hero.



[ooc: Plotting post can be found here if you want to figure something out, otherwise just go for it. Commenting to each other and threadjacking are both HIGHLY encouraged! Action, voice, video or text, everything goes!]

Comments

[socialactivillain]

Haven't we already been over the idea that I'm not interested in lap dances?

[lovestoys]

I thought that was because it was hard for homos to get one. Which sucks, dude, it really does. But hey, no, I get it.

I can pay two dudes to make out for you or something? Is that more up your alley?

[socialactivillain]

I can only hope that you think you're not being offensive right now, but "homos" is really missing the mark on that.

I'm also not interested in watching anyone make out.

[lovestoys]

What's wrong with homos? Is homos bad? Wait, so, which one is the good one?

Like queer? I know fag is the bad one. Which is dumb. I used to call my friend fag all the time and he wasn't even a queer, you know? So it's just like a word. He used to laugh too.

[socialactivillain]

"Gay people". Just. "Gay people" is fine.

[lovestoys]

Gay people. Gotcha! See, I can learn shit.

So that was a definite no on a lapdance?

[socialactivillain]

Absolutely a definite no.

[lovestoys]

You sure? There's some pretty talent here.

[He's just going to move his camera around to scan all the guys in the club. Literally all. Even the poor guests and yes, Leonard too. What? Leonard is hot. What gay dude wouldn't be into him???]

[socialactivillain]

Please tell me you aren't including Cold in the "talent" count.

[lovestoys]

You don't think looking that good is a talent? Given the Leonard I know has like a wrinkled old shovel face, this dude is just like hella talented.

[socialactivillain]

[ The "wrinkle old shovel" comment gets the slightest of laughs out of him. ]

I'm still not sure if I would consider it a talent, and either way, I don't think he's the lap dance type, either.

[lovestoys]

Maybe for the right fee. Everyone has a pride.

[He smirks that annoying little smirk of his.] what's yours?

[socialactivillain]

You couldn't afford it.

[lovestoys]

Oooh. Denied.

Luckily, I don't wanna pay it. You're not my type. You have a dick and all. It's kind of an off putting thing.