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maskormenace2016-09-02 10:32 pm
catchacold) wrote in maskormenace2016-09-02 10:32 pm
- 2° - Steal from the Rich and Give to the Sexy
I was going to report a crime.
[The voice of Leonard Snart comes on, distinctive as ever. He looks into the camera, apparently leaning against a wall in a dimly lit room with pounding music and some flashing light. In his free hand he holds a beer, on his head he wears a pointy head that says 'Wizzard' on it, which might be familiar to some.]
But I'm not even sure what's going on here.
[That said he turns the camera to show Axel Walker, who - as usual - is a sight to behold.]
Make it rain! Oh yeah baby, just like that -- oh oh you are so fine.
[Axel is throwing what little money he stole because, you know, strip clubs aren't the best place to steal from, right back at the strippers. It's noble, you know. Like Robin Hood. He steals from the ugly old owners and gives to the sexy girls in need. Honestly, it's like charity, he's doing a good thing here. How could anyone want to put an end to this? Sliding some ones into girls' thongs, he turns to Leonard. While he's not entirely sure why he's being filmed, he assumes good reasons? He grins at the camera and tries his best to look cool, his body language changing to a sort of obnoxious swagger.]
Hey, yo, it's the Trickster once again and if you wanna get a little wiggle in your lap, come on down. I'm gonna be throwing singles at these honeys all night. No one is gonna stop me neither.
[He smirks cockily and turns back to the stripper, throwing a load of money at her.
Not to worry, children and concerned citizens, in spite of them obviously being at a strip club, Leonard takes care not to show anything that could entirely rob one's innocence.
He brings the camera back around to his face, just about smiling and clearly more amused than horrified.]
Help? I need a hero.
[ooc: Plotting post can be found here if you want to figure something out, otherwise just go for it. Commenting to each other and threadjacking are both HIGHLY encouraged! Action, voice, video or text, everything goes!]
[The voice of Leonard Snart comes on, distinctive as ever. He looks into the camera, apparently leaning against a wall in a dimly lit room with pounding music and some flashing light. In his free hand he holds a beer, on his head he wears a pointy head that says 'Wizzard' on it, which might be familiar to some.]
But I'm not even sure what's going on here.
[That said he turns the camera to show Axel Walker, who - as usual - is a sight to behold.]
Make it rain! Oh yeah baby, just like that -- oh oh you are so fine.
[Axel is throwing what little money he stole because, you know, strip clubs aren't the best place to steal from, right back at the strippers. It's noble, you know. Like Robin Hood. He steals from the ugly old owners and gives to the sexy girls in need. Honestly, it's like charity, he's doing a good thing here. How could anyone want to put an end to this? Sliding some ones into girls' thongs, he turns to Leonard. While he's not entirely sure why he's being filmed, he assumes good reasons? He grins at the camera and tries his best to look cool, his body language changing to a sort of obnoxious swagger.]
Hey, yo, it's the Trickster once again and if you wanna get a little wiggle in your lap, come on down. I'm gonna be throwing singles at these honeys all night. No one is gonna stop me neither.
[He smirks cockily and turns back to the stripper, throwing a load of money at her.
Not to worry, children and concerned citizens, in spite of them obviously being at a strip club, Leonard takes care not to show anything that could entirely rob one's innocence.
He brings the camera back around to his face, just about smiling and clearly more amused than horrified.]
Help? I need a hero.
[ooc: Plotting post can be found here if you want to figure something out, otherwise just go for it. Commenting to each other and threadjacking are both HIGHLY encouraged! Action, voice, video or text, everything goes!]
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[Oh, yes, this definitely has amusing potential.]
I have a few ideas.
Private
[this cannot possibly backfire in any way]
I'm all eyes, ears, and fingers.
Private
Not that this isn't intimate, but I'm in the middle of a strip club.
Private
Private
But if you'd rather, we could also meet somewhere some other time, when people wear more clothes and dance less on laps.
Private
Private
[It's a pun, so given his powers are pun based, there's just a bit of a chill to be felt.]
Private
[He's not there to feel the chill physically, but there was still a chill.]
Any time and place that is convenient for you? I'm flexible.
Private
Private
Private
Any place you fancy?
Private
I'm looking for a bar with quality snack food, if you can recommend one I'll buy your drinks. [Did he say that out loud? Because that never happens.]
Private
That's the best offer I've heard all night.
[Apparently offers of lap dances are less enticing to him.]
I'll send you a time and place. See you there.