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maskormenace2016-09-02 10:32 pm
catchacold) wrote in maskormenace2016-09-02 10:32 pm
- 2° - Steal from the Rich and Give to the Sexy
I was going to report a crime.
[The voice of Leonard Snart comes on, distinctive as ever. He looks into the camera, apparently leaning against a wall in a dimly lit room with pounding music and some flashing light. In his free hand he holds a beer, on his head he wears a pointy head that says 'Wizzard' on it, which might be familiar to some.]
But I'm not even sure what's going on here.
[That said he turns the camera to show Axel Walker, who - as usual - is a sight to behold.]
Make it rain! Oh yeah baby, just like that -- oh oh you are so fine.
[Axel is throwing what little money he stole because, you know, strip clubs aren't the best place to steal from, right back at the strippers. It's noble, you know. Like Robin Hood. He steals from the ugly old owners and gives to the sexy girls in need. Honestly, it's like charity, he's doing a good thing here. How could anyone want to put an end to this? Sliding some ones into girls' thongs, he turns to Leonard. While he's not entirely sure why he's being filmed, he assumes good reasons? He grins at the camera and tries his best to look cool, his body language changing to a sort of obnoxious swagger.]
Hey, yo, it's the Trickster once again and if you wanna get a little wiggle in your lap, come on down. I'm gonna be throwing singles at these honeys all night. No one is gonna stop me neither.
[He smirks cockily and turns back to the stripper, throwing a load of money at her.
Not to worry, children and concerned citizens, in spite of them obviously being at a strip club, Leonard takes care not to show anything that could entirely rob one's innocence.
He brings the camera back around to his face, just about smiling and clearly more amused than horrified.]
Help? I need a hero.
[ooc: Plotting post can be found here if you want to figure something out, otherwise just go for it. Commenting to each other and threadjacking are both HIGHLY encouraged! Action, voice, video or text, everything goes!]
[The voice of Leonard Snart comes on, distinctive as ever. He looks into the camera, apparently leaning against a wall in a dimly lit room with pounding music and some flashing light. In his free hand he holds a beer, on his head he wears a pointy head that says 'Wizzard' on it, which might be familiar to some.]
But I'm not even sure what's going on here.
[That said he turns the camera to show Axel Walker, who - as usual - is a sight to behold.]
Make it rain! Oh yeah baby, just like that -- oh oh you are so fine.
[Axel is throwing what little money he stole because, you know, strip clubs aren't the best place to steal from, right back at the strippers. It's noble, you know. Like Robin Hood. He steals from the ugly old owners and gives to the sexy girls in need. Honestly, it's like charity, he's doing a good thing here. How could anyone want to put an end to this? Sliding some ones into girls' thongs, he turns to Leonard. While he's not entirely sure why he's being filmed, he assumes good reasons? He grins at the camera and tries his best to look cool, his body language changing to a sort of obnoxious swagger.]
Hey, yo, it's the Trickster once again and if you wanna get a little wiggle in your lap, come on down. I'm gonna be throwing singles at these honeys all night. No one is gonna stop me neither.
[He smirks cockily and turns back to the stripper, throwing a load of money at her.
Not to worry, children and concerned citizens, in spite of them obviously being at a strip club, Leonard takes care not to show anything that could entirely rob one's innocence.
He brings the camera back around to his face, just about smiling and clearly more amused than horrified.]
Help? I need a hero.
[ooc: Plotting post can be found here if you want to figure something out, otherwise just go for it. Commenting to each other and threadjacking are both HIGHLY encouraged! Action, voice, video or text, everything goes!]
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... they could totally take him, no gadgets. I bet at least one of them takes martial arts.
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[he's not really worried about the ladies here. And he's not that concerned about Axel, so... Really, he's not worried at all, just entertained.]
Strippers can usually take care of themselves.
[Life lesson.]
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Did he get carded? Please tell me he got carded.
[ He's a bit embarrassed to say the word strippers, so he ducks around it. ]
I wouldn't know. Don't know any.
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[Axel did get carded the one time they went to a bar when Len established some ground rules, so it stood to reason.]
Let's just say that they won't need any rescuing here tonight.
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[ He's endlessly tickled that he has not been carded for a tattoo with this exact face, and Axel is likely unable to swill beer uninterrupted. ]
I'm. I'm actually torn between wanting someone to need rescuing and wanting to stay as far away as possible.
BUT. If he glues tassels on his hat and acts like its a propeller, I'll give you a week's pay for the footage, no questions asked.
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[Not that it'd be that hard to make Axel do anything that falls under the umbrella of being really stupid and making him look dumb, but still. Had to keep an eye on the price.]
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[ Assuming he gets paid what the other imPorts seem to make, after taxes and such things. ]
I won't even take out food money.