One (two three four, tell me that you love me more)

[pummelgranite]

[ The camera opens on a girl in some seriously Glam Goth attire (think: chainmail hoodie and lots of skulls). She's waving her arms in front of her- something else must be holding up her phone- and there's movement around her. What are those, plants? Huge writhing vines, bursting out of the earth. She turns and looks to the camera, pausing for a moment. ]


Hey there dissatisfied youth of America. Ready to regret your country's irresponsible use of reality warping bullshit? 'cause I sure am. They don't give a shit about me, and they sure don't give a shit about you, so fuck 'em. Let's party. Time, date, and location to be made obvious.

Cover is 20$ if you can afford it. First hit's free if you can't. Bring extra food and clothes if you've got extra food and clothes. Take extra food and clothes if you don't. Dress ready to walk, and let me know if you'll need mobility accommodations on your way down to hell. Everyone's invited, yeah?



[ Then she starts moving her hands again, and the vines start moving once more. There's a great din suddenly as they begin dropping huge boulders and mounds of earth next to her. ]



And hey, anyone in the tights and capes crowd know a way home? Now's the time to share it before I make myself comfortable. One chance to send me back to hell before I raise it here. Got it? One chance.

Comments

video;

[brushoff]

I'll be there, [ Dorian almost instantly says, looking at Persephone with something akin to awe. ]

Re: video;

[pummelgranite]

[ She looks over at him. What should she feel? Regret? Remorse? Pride? Nah, she just feels like there's dirt where all her organs should be. ]


Good.

video;

[brushoff]

[ He can't help but give her a small smile as he continues talking. ] I'll see if Toby can come also—I think he'd like you.

[ mostly because Toby as well dealt with some KIND OF SERIOUS DEPRESSION in canon. ]

Re: video;

[pummelgranite]

Uh-huh...

video

[dendarii]

... Sorry. Been there already. Didn't like it much. And really, one theist devil is enough for anywhere, wouldn't you agree?

Re: video

[pummelgranite]

[ She looks him over critically for a long moment. Then lights a cigarette. ]


Doesn't matter, he's not here anyway.

[dendarii]

[ The scar across his face is faded but still quite visible. ]

No, not any more. Good riddance.

[pummelgranite]

Uh-huh.


[ Remarkably non-committal on the topic of Satan. ]

voice;

[neverdied]

Only dissatisfied youth?

[What about the oldies?!]

Re: voice;

[pummelgranite]

Of course you're invited.

[neverdied]

Oh. [How special he feels!]

I don't really party.

[pummelgranite]

Come visit anyway.

VIdeo

[fullmetalbrat]

Oh, you. Whose basement are you sneaking into now?

Re: VIdeo

[pummelgranite]

Oh.



Hey.

[fullmetalbrat]

You didn't answer the question.

[pummelgranite]

Uh-huh.


Try asking a less stupid one.

[video]

[autorejoin]

[ The teen that appears on the screen is probably upside-down, judging by the way his hair appears on screen. And he is— hanging off the end of his bed, though it's not immediately apparent. ]

You had me at "party."

Re: [video]

[pummelgranite]

Hey, I remember you.


Kind of.

Re: [video]

[autorejoin]

I remember you, too. You were the one who asked me about my "staying dead" problem!

video;

[mirrordarkly]

...Who are you?

Re: video;

[pummelgranite]

Persephone. Probably should have said, huh? My bad.

[mirrordarkly]

It is the wrong season for your return, Persephone. If you were such as more than a name.

video;

[redhott]

So is this... a metal party, or...?

[ With all the references to Hell, that's what Kyle is taking away from this. And hey! You remember this sweet boy?? Since he met you in his spandex, he has to stay in his spandex. Secret identities are a huge pain! ]

Re: video;

[pummelgranite]

[ uuughhh why ]


Less produced, but close enough.

video;

[redhott]

Oh! Okay, cool.

[ Kyle doesn't listen to metal really, but he's not going to rain on anyone's parade because of it. Still, there's something intriguing about Persephone. Maybe that's why he offers to help. Or he's just a great guy in general, who can say. ]

Well, uhm, if you need help with promotion, I have a job as a party promoter. Maybe I can get you a discount even?