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[ The video turns on showing nothing but vibrant pink. It takes a few moments for the camera to zoom out to an armored soldier. ]

Heeeey Guys!

As a new Hero I thought what better way to introduce myself than with a song.

[ Is he serious? He clears his throat - Yes. Yes he is. He takes a moment to begin but when he does -- oh god ignore the lyrics!! ]

♪ ♫ ♪ Let me blow you… Away! ♪ ♫ ♪

[ At least his voice isn't too grating?? Right? Either way, the song comes to an end a little too late to save his credibility. ]

♪ ♫ ♪ So let me blow you…
Blow you all…
One by one…
Individually---or in a group
Blow you---
A… way…! ♪ ♫ ♪

[He ends the song with a flourish then bows deeply, pretty in pink. ]

This has been a Franklin Donut Production!

[ What did he just.... Yes. You heard him right. He wasn't going to pass up an opportunity to put his talents to use! Sarge never lets him do any plays or musicals back home but ~Sarge isn't here sooo~... With a wink that no one can possibly see through with his helmet he moves to end the video but stops half-way through the act as he remembers something. ]

O-Ooh! Before I forget. Does anyone know where to find De Chima #005?

[ He looks around. ] I'm kind of lost.

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[ There's only one answer to this video that he can think of: ]

...Dude, there are kids on this network. What the fuck?

Oh! That's awesome!

Maybe I can scout some talent for my next performance!

No. No you definitely cannot do that for your next performance. Especially if you sing THIS.

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Of all of you they could send here, they pulled you?

[ Red team. And the one that got the lucky grenade throw on her. ]

Uhhh.

[ He's not quite sure what she's talking about but he does know one thing! ]

Yup. I guess Sarge was busy saving the galaxy so they pulled me instead.

Nice to meet you!

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That's amazing! You have a great singing voice. Did you write that song?

You think so?!

[ He sounds pretty excited. ]

Yeah! I practically slaved away over each stanza trying to get the perfect words.

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[It is so hard to stay loyal to blue team when 1. this guy is rocking the pink and 2. he has an excellent singing voice. Too bad most (all) of the lyrics go right over Mabel's head, but whatever!!]

You have a great voice! Is your name really Donut?!

Aww. Thanks!

Yup. Franklin Delano Donut at your service~

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[ She might be slow clapping, but it's a very earnest kind of slowclap. ]

Aww. Thanks~

[ A pause as a thought crosses his mind. ]

You know~

There's always room for one more~

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Oh my god. Please tell me you know Tex.

Tex?!

[ A pause. ]

Oh, we go waaaaaaay back.

Yeah. She's pretty mean sometimes but it's just because of all the deep-emotional-feeeelings she's got trapped inside.

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I do, it's the government housing next to mine.

( as for the song, well. tej doesn't think it's in fashion to offer sexual services so bluntly in this day and age, but what does she know. more power to this franklin donut. )

Oh man, I am sooo glad.

I was getting worried I'd have to sleep outside in the cold!

[ A pause. ]

What government housing?

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That was... um. Really weird. [The song, she means. obviously. So yeah she's just gonna... ignore that.]

Hi Mr. Donut, I like your armour. It's a really pretty colour! Probably the second prettiest I've seen yet.

Mister is my grandpa's name. You can just call me Donut or better yet, Double-O-Donut!

I've got a license to thrill or be thrilled~

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[CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP]

Bravo, darling, that was simply marvelous!

Awww, Thanks! I can tell you've got great taste!

It's so nice to be appreciated!

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[ Even if someone explained those questionable lyrics... Pearl probably still wouldn't know what they meant. Obviously he's just blowing people away with cool singing!! She looks very amazed, and even applauds this rando. ]

Wow! T-That was very nice singing... [ She'll get to his 'lost' bit. Eventually. ]

Aww. Shucks. You really think so?

I still have some work left to do on some parts but I really enjoyed singing it, I'm glad you did too!

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[ .........................

One of the sim troopers is back.

... North is just going to leave his armor here for Theta to handle this. He's visible in the background, getting some orange juice out of the fridge.

Theta waves bouncily at the screen. ]

Hi! I like your song.

Aww. Thanks!

I wrote it myself!

[ He sounds so very proud of himself. ]

[ That is until he notices something strange in the recording, strange enough that it instantly shifts his gears. ]

.... Heeey, you look familiar.

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