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[thepalinpaladin]

[On screen is Lance and he is is practically sliding off his desk in the same way a 14 year old does when stuck in class with 15 minutes left before he can be free for the weekend. He doesn't perk up once he realizes the video feed is active, instead he just complains. How rude. He does seem tired though so maybe it's forgivable.]

I'm so bored. Someone tell me how to not be bored while not moving at all. I tried to make Blue recreate all my favorite cat videos but it turns out metal lions making cat noises is Noisy and Sound Pollution and Disturbing to Neighbors even though I bet they can barely hear her at all.

[There is in fact a loud roar in the background that seems like it's trying to confirm HEY I'M NOT LOUD and it is in fact quite Loud. Lance slides on his desk slightly to the left so he can reach his lion to give her a good pat while still moving as little as possible]

Blue, I know. I'm disappointed too. Pffft, we needed more cats to do proper cat videos anyway.

So, can any of you suggest. I dunno. Good movies on netflix or something? Good book? What do you guys like?

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[resoundingpledge]

Why can't you move?

[thepalinpaladin]

Because that would be effort.

[resoundingpledge]

But you could still move. If you wanted to. If it wouldn't be effort. Right?

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[juniberries]

You know Lance, you could try something that requires you to move. Like training.

I've come across a few gyms while looking around, it may not hurt for you to sign up for one.

[thepalinpaladin]

I have been training.

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[redigere]

[Oh gosh first post to someone else on the network, forgive her for being nervous.]

I draw a lot. But I, um. I also like people watching...?

[thepalinpaladin]

Real hard to people watch from here. Except through the screen but that's a little creepy if I don't talk back.

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[huntergames]

[ The roar startles Sasha, wondering if Lance is joking around about the "metal lion" part at first. ]

Huh? Oh, you can come up with pranks to pull on people?

[thepalinpaladin]

Pranks? Huh, not really my thing but I guess there's always time to come up with new hobbies.

Something you do a lot?

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[hunksmash]

... Would you actually read a book if that's what somebody recommended?

[thepalinpaladin]

...I mean.

I might?? I don't know what to do right now. Everyone in this house is gone and it's driving me crazy. How do people live alone Hunk? It's so quiet.

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[bonding_moment]

what about training?

[thepalinpaladin]

I trained don't start with me

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[leftarm]

I don't think you'd like any of my book suggestions.

[thepalinpaladin]

Nerrrdddd.

Come on, you have to read some fiction or something, right?

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[curled]

Well, if you're set against not moving, why not play a game? I find that passes the time.

[thepalinpaladin]

Any suggestions? Or just endless minesweeper

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[admemoriam]

[Sorry, but Noah is wholly distracted by the METAL LION??? He leans into the screen, like that will help him get a closer look. Have some freckles.]

Her name is Blue? That's my best friend's name!

[This seems to delight him far beyond the warranted scope.]

Is she a robot?

[thepalinpaladin]

She use to be a spaceship but this place shrank her and gave her way more personality. Guess you could say my best friend is also called Blue.

[Just gonna. Turn the camera onto his lion entirely. She's lounging on the floor]

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[deadtective]

What, teaching the robot cat to play piano was too much effort?

[after all, if the problem is cat noises...]

[thepalinpaladin]

No piano no go.

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[dendarii]

I've discovered that anything with Sigourney Weaver in it is usually worth watching.

[thepalinpaladin]

Now there's a man who knows what's up.

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[primadovea]

Doki-Doki Bookstore Love.

[ said 100% seriously. ]

[thepalinpaladin]

The what Bookstore Love?