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[aggressiveapathy]

hello network
i'm looking for someone with magical matchmaking powers
it happens every year
someone makes other people fall in love/hate/bromance
so
get in touch with me
we'll make it better this time around
don't leave these things to fate
she's a jerk
valentines is cliche
sorry not sorry CM

hit me up

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[huntergames]

whats the list for?

[wizzardly]

Isn't it terrible enough without poking at it? You're only going to antagonize it that way.

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[hasitsthorns]

I'm going to ask you to stop
in the name of love
before you break my heart

[rathercommon]

Eurgh are you doing that or not

[itistolaugh]

[ And then Jeff got the silent treatment for a week. ]

[exceptfebruary]

I could make monstrous love dolls. But you already dismissed Valentine's.

[ does Julian even know what a love doll is ]

[raw]

Sounds like bullshit.

Voice

[cantwalkwithoutit]

...What?

[aggressiveapathy]

Just speeding up the inevitable. I wanna break from earthquakes and villain stuff.

[aggressiveapathy]

there's gotta be something closer

[aggressiveapathy]

that sums up like
half of what happens here

[aggressiveapathy]

match making powers
don't bring your boyfriend

[aggressiveapathy]

sounds boring

[aggressiveapathy]

doing what?

[aggressiveapathy]

Oh. That old thing. What's the problem with it having a new home?

[aggressiveapathy]

but i already thought it over

[aggressiveapathy]

what what?

[douchebag]

Boring's not my thing. If dating was exciting, I'd be doing it. But it's a lot of expectations and bullshit for something that isn't going to last. Why waste the time?

Voice

[cantwalkwithoutit]

[ In a tone dripping with suspicion. ]

Why?

[exceptfebruary]

October 15th. Sweetest Day.

[textualhealing]

No. Don't start.
I don't need 80s tunes stuck in my head all day kthx

[textualhealing]

[BUT!]

[itistolaugh]

[ No butt. ]

[brushoff]

You do know that it's the thing keeping me alive, right?

[huntergames]

why isnt reggie allowed