January 6th, 2017. Epiphany. It has been one year since I was ported in. Happy anniversary.
[
Julian's voice is cool and calm, matter of fact and without emotion. ]
It has been quite a year, hasn't it. Soviet kidnapping. Occupation. Brainwashing. ImPorts being replaced by a version of themselves from an alternate timeline. Or from another point in time. Murders, monsters, memories, mayhem. [
He skims over the rest to get to the important part: ]
I was busy the past year. [
Now he sounds a little bit proud of himself. ] Leprechauns on St. Patrick's. Playing a prank on the capital on April Fool's. Stealing the Declaration of Independence on the Fourth of July. Improving Disney World's Halloween.
In December I decided to give back to the community. Christmas. Hanukkah. Yule. Kwanzaa. So many holidays based on
giving. So for many of you, I gave on your
behalf. I'm sure the people of this world enjoyed the donations selected from your own homes.
[
Which basically means he just admitted to a few thefts. At least your stuff is in better hands now? ]
Now it is a new year. I hope many of you will follow your New Year's Resolutions. Don't give up on them early.
And it appears it's the season for new imPorts again. Welcome, newcomers. I hope this post gives you something to
look forward to in the coming year.
Have a nice day.