Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[TO INANNA]

[pummelgranite]

Besides us?

[purple_reign]

besides Luci too

[textualhealing]

Me.

[purple_reign]

uh

u aren't 🌹

but i guess u look like a solid 8

[pummelgranite]

[ Her reply comes in some time later. ]

OK, you know which imPort cult I actually don't get? The Aging Heartthrob Jeff Wiggins thing. He just kind of looks like a guy?? Not above a 5.5 imo.

[infomodder]

Your dog is a perfect 10.

[Take comfort.]

[sincendiary]

I'm of the belief that a little pride can go a very long way, especially in a suit

so, somewhere around a 4? That seems fair.

[dendarii]

Hmm. My answer would be no fun. Completely biased.

[purple_reign]

well it's no fun if u just say me

what about this guy? have u met him

[inmyothertights]

this can only end poorly

[purple_reign]

really? r u worried about getting a low score

[pummelgranite]

7/10 for looks but minus points for creating the universe. Big mistake imo.

[sincendiary]

0 if we're aiming for perfect symbolism, 5 for a more boring and realistic take on my bias.

still, glad to see you've developed some type of foresight.

[brushoff]

Tobias Matthews.
duuuuuuuuuh

[ GOOD GOD DORIAN, could you be even more of a sap ]

[purple_reign]

he looks like solid 7

anonymous; image attachment

[heckblazer]

[ now where could this have possibly come from ]

[purple_reign]

is it supposed to look like his hair is on fire??

[infomodder]

[The whole response is a picture attachment - do you dare? Do you dare behold the sexiest bulldog there is?]

[purple_reign]

lmao what

obviously a perfect 10. A++ would pet that.

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[neverdied]

Quite a few with fire powers.

[Dad jokes.]

[purple_reign]

have u met our Luci yet? i'd put u at an 8 but i'd love to see what she thinks too.

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[snoobs]

Chato Santana, most likely.

[ She is so funny!! ]

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[neverdied]

High nineties at least.

[Lololol hot jokes.]

[text]

[wordaday]

don't we get this enough fron the gossip magazines?

[purple_reign]

really just meant for this to go to my friend, but as long as it's out there now why don't we have fun with it?

i'd give you a 9

[redhott]

Id say Ive got to be in the top 5
I can get up to 600+ degrees celsius

[ Hurr hurr okay Kyle is going now. ]

[purple_reign]

different kind of hot, cutie 💋

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[liverletdie]

The answer's obvious, but you're all missing it.

[purple_reign]

r u going to enlighten us?

[shifting]

I don't know how anyone's supposed to choose.

[he can't be the only one who's noticed how ridiculously attractive most imPorts are.]

[pummelgranite]

The answer is Thor.

[rideme]

probably me

dorians not bad
neither is lavellan

[rideme]

and i mean the dorian from where i come from

this other one doesnt had the mustache

[douchebag]

Yeah right. Like I'm falling for this.

[pummelgranite]

4 with the helmet off. 0 with it on.

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[khajidont]

You missed her by a few months.

[Yeah, he misses his girl.]

But without her around, Will's got the right idea.

[Inserted is one big ol' picture of a blue beagle.]

[infomodder]

Look at that handsome young guy.