Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[textualhealing]

Only a 9 tho?!

[purple_reign]

u have to be one in a billion to get a 10

[textualhealing]

I am one in a billion :c

[purple_reign]

i can find 30 of u in hollywood

[textualhealing]

Can you given them my number then? Because if there's clones of me out there I wanna screw every last one of those handsome devils.

[purple_reign]

all at once, or in a row marathon style?

[textualhealing]

Probably the latter. Too many of me in one room would cause the Universe to implode from pure hotness. Plus there is such a thing as too many dicks and I think 30 would qualify.

[purple_reign]

i can't argue with that. 30 might be too many even for me.

[textualhealing]

You some sort of orgy lover?

[purple_reign]

i'm a goddess of love, sex, fertility, etc

of course i love a good orgy

[textualhealing]

Who doesn't, amiright?