Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[dendarii]

[ Um. Wait, really? Miles hasn't exactly kept his relationship with Gregor a secret - quite the opposite - but he's also quite certain he didn't tell either of these godling jerks. His hackles go up. ]

Why him?

[purple_reign]

[Hm, well. This sure isn't Persephone at all, buuuut

it's probably harmless.]

can't you tell by looking? he's charming too

[dendarii]

He's not yours to look at, thank you. Extremely taken.

[purple_reign]

[Oh wow. Really?]

any1 can look

& its up to him to decide how taken he wants to be

[dendarii]

[ Miles is not inclined to be rational on this subject. ]

Yes it is. And he's decided to be taken. With me. And one other person.

[purple_reign]

what if he decides he wants to add another? its a little rude of u to talk 4 him.

[dendarii]

I am pretty damn sure of his intentions

[purple_reign]

then why r u getting mad @ me?

[dendarii]

Because you're incredibly fucking annoying

[purple_reign]

r u afraid i'll lure him away with my divine wiles

[dendarii]

kahfpjphjkgdd

[ Miles might have thrown his comm at the wall for that one. ]

[purple_reign]

luv u 2 💋

[dendarii]

[ GOD. gods are the worst. ]

just stay away from him both of you

[purple_reign]

sry thats up to him

[dendarii]

go hit on someone else

[purple_reign]

ur very insecure aren't u?

[dendarii]

have you looked at me lately

[ Which is to say - yes. Yes he is. ]

[purple_reign]

the insecurity doesnt help ur look

[dendarii]

Newsflash, I'm still weird looking without it

[purple_reign]

so? the right attitude can cover that.

[dendarii]

The right partner can cover that you mean

[purple_reign]

no. no u can't make ur partner carry so much of u. u have to do it too.

[dendarii]

gregor can put me down any time he likes

[purple_reign]

maybe he should if u make him do all the work. how much work do u do to carry him?

[dendarii]

[ This is officially getting way too real for him. There's a long pause before the next reply comes in. ]

I can't do as much as he does, but I try