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Julian Day | Calendar Man ([personal profile] exceptfebruary) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-01-06 12:06 pm

Day 7 | Voice | ID: Calendar Man

January 6th, 2017. Epiphany. It has been one year since I was ported in. Happy anniversary.

[ Julian's voice is cool and calm, matter of fact and without emotion. ]

It has been quite a year, hasn't it. Soviet kidnapping. Occupation. Brainwashing. ImPorts being replaced by a version of themselves from an alternate timeline. Or from another point in time. Murders, monsters, memories, mayhem. [ He skims over the rest to get to the important part: ]

I was busy the past year. [ Now he sounds a little bit proud of himself. ] Leprechauns on St. Patrick's. Playing a prank on the capital on April Fool's. Stealing the Declaration of Independence on the Fourth of July. Improving Disney World's Halloween.

In December I decided to give back to the community. Christmas. Hanukkah. Yule. Kwanzaa. So many holidays based on giving. So for many of you, I gave on your behalf. I'm sure the people of this world enjoyed the donations selected from your own homes.

[Which basically means he just admitted to a few thefts. At least your stuff is in better hands now? ]

Now it is a new year. I hope many of you will follow your New Year's Resolutions. Don't give up on them early.

And it appears it's the season for new imPorts again. Welcome, newcomers. I hope this post gives you something to look forward to in the coming year.

Have a nice day.
helpline: (awright let's hang with vikings)

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-01-06 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll stick to mine if you stick to yours.

[ no comment about the thefts because the Doctor...can kind of overlook petty theft, at least it's not causing mass chaos AGAIN. ]

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itistolaugh: (How well do you enjoy that rappin beat)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-01-06 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Julie, I can't believe-- [No, she can. She can absolutely believe.] I liked that jewelry! [At least, she's going to assume it's his fault now. She figured she just lost it somewhere or shoved it under a pile of stuff, and there's still good odds some of it will turn up at the bottom of her sock drawer or in the kitchen. She doesn't keep track of things so good.]

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wizzardly: ...What, again? (The world is going to end?)

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[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-01-06 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh good, just remind him of all the various sorts of terrors he's had to put up with, thanks. And all this talk of New Year's sparks a thought...]

...Hold on, hold on, are you the one who left that bloody note for me?

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anxiogenic: (Default)

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[personal profile] anxiogenic 2017-01-06 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm certain you enjoyed breaking and entering so many houses per day, Mr. Day. It must have been analogus to opening a literal advent calendar. For you.

[No harm no foul? Forgetting to mention his own resolutions, though.]

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aggressiveapathy: (coffee smug)

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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-01-06 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What present do I get this year?

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darkpants_warmfeeling: (Sideglance)

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[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-01-09 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently I should be listening to you more. It's one of my new resolutions.

[Jacob looks at April as though hoping she'll explain the mind of Calendar Man to him.]

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raw: (00111010)

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[personal profile] raw 2017-01-06 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell.

Did you Robin Hood my computers?

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glowsferatu: wait (pic#5727987)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-01-07 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of, just what was "be kind to your child" meant to imply?

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deadkord: (But soap leaves a film.)

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[personal profile] deadkord 2017-01-07 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
You know this is absolutely a violation of your parole, right?

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beneathbluerafters: (GET AWAY FROM MY CAT)

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You! You were responsible for--?!

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viced: (Can we not talk about this?)

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[personal profile] viced 2017-01-07 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Huh.

New Years resolutions, huh?

[ COME ON JULIAN ]

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dirtyredneck: (Action Pointing (1))

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[After looking through the other responses he figures Julian has to be the one to have left his "resolutions"]

You got another bolt with your name on it, Sunshine.

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khajidont: Made by me (Jaime - Threw up in the bugsuit again)

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[personal profile] khajidont 2017-01-07 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sooooo, any New Years resolutions? Like, I don't know... maybe doing more of that whole invasive advice thing, less of the whole chaos and theft stuff?

[AT LEAST THIS SEEMS RELATIVELY HARMLESS]

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acclimatized: (all the things i'm trying to do.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-01-07 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You broke into my house and left me that list of resolutions?

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baetiful: ([ 28 ])

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[personal profile] baetiful 2017-01-08 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds as though you've been quite generous during the holiday season.

But perhaps most importantly, Happy Anniversary, Julian. How will you celebrate this day?

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darkpants_warmfeeling: (Default)

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[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-01-08 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the one that stole Mabel's sweater.

[Unforgivable.]

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