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[admemoriam]

Okay. Best type of dog, and why. Go.

[There's only one correct answer to this - all of them - but Noah will accept some alternatives.]

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[dumbfound]

[ Junseo agrees with this answer, but since he isn't aware that's an option he's sitting here scrambling to actually come up with an answer.

Best... best type? Dog? Best dog? BEST DOG?!!?!?!?!!?!? ]

Ah-ahh.....

[ You can practically hear his brain fizzling out. ]

[admemoriam]

It's okay! You don't have to pick just one.

[The "you" here isn't general. He doesn't want Junseo breaking his brain, or anything.]

Just... talk about a few you like.

video.

[trouvaille]

( Gwen's entire answer is a video of her dog - not full grown, by his paws, and already a Big Dog, thickly furred with suspiciously wolfish features - who seems amiably bemused by the attention. )

Who's a good boy? Is it Putin? Is Putin the best dog?

( putin thumps his tail on the floor. def putin thanks mum. )

permavid.

[admemoriam]

[Noah clutches his face, leaning in towards the camera.]

He's beautiful! I love him!

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[doubleblind]

Big, fluffy dogs. Because they're big. And fluffy.

[admemoriam]

Fluffy things are the best things. It's one of the top ten laws of the universe.

[very serious.]

[thevictoriandetective]

All.

[It's the only acceptable answer, he agrees.]

But bloodhounds are especially excellent.

[admemoriam]

[Someone with sense!]

You, sir, have totally acceptable taste. Anything with ears that big is, like, automatically a blessing to mankind.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

All doggos are the best doggos, and they're all very good boys or girls!

[admemoriam]

Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!

[Noah's shout wakes up his actual dog, sleeping somewhere in the background, and there's a soft, alarmed boof.]

image!

[textualhealing]

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[admemoriam]

[You can be assured, Noah is clutching his face on this end.]

That's such a good dog! Is it yours?

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[monge]

[As a dog, this question comes off as difficult to say the least. To say the most would probably be along the lines of "existential crisis."]

T-There's a best kind, zura...?

:O

[admemoriam]

[Noah quickly shakes his head, overwhelmed with the situation. What is this dog-like creature! He made it sad!! What's going on!!!!!]

No, there isn't! The right answer is all of them!

[sunbathed]

All dogs are the best type of dog, of course.

[ said as if it is the most obvious answer in the world because it absolutely is!! ]

[admemoriam]

Clearly, I asked the right people.

[If he was giving out prizes, they'd all be getting one.]

[driftsintobuffetline]

Other people's dogs. Aka the ones you don't have to clean up after.

[admemoriam]

[Shock!]

Cleaning up's not that bad, as long as you don't have carpet!

[slightlyoffchilt]

Sam Merlotte.

[admemoriam]

[He recognizes the name from the network, and does a quick search.]

Hm. No, you're right. Definitely a good dog.

[And that's just on appearances.]

[deadkord]

This one.

[ Attached is a photograph of young beagle. ]

[admemoriam]

[LOUD GASP. IT'S PRECIOUS.]

Is it yours?

[raw]

Mine, because he's mine.

permatext

[admemoriam]

tell me about him!

[mischiefsmith]

[Here, Have a picture of a hellacious looking beast.]

Thori, Thori was the best of all dogs because he was such a long shot.

[Actually he was the worst, but Loki is quite happy to paint a diffrent picture.]

[admemoriam]

[Okay so he kind of looks like something that would come out of Ronan's nightmares, but Noah definitely believes in the good of all caninekind. He's willing to buy Loki's appraisal.]

He's very handsome. I love his eyes!

[nightmarist]

[Duh.]

[admemoriam]

[Noah replies promptly.]

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[itistolaugh]

Every dog is a good dog, but the best dog would have to beeee... ummmm... also every dog, but especially dogs I personally get to play with.

[admemoriam]

[He's thrilled with these responses, honestly.]

Do you have your own?

[timecapture]

All of them!

[Duh.]

[admemoriam]

Well, yeah, but like- [He thinks about it for a second.] If you were getting a dog, and it could be any breed, which would you pick?

[Video]

[catchallthecats]

[The video is a little shaky and Arya still is not sure if this is actually going to work but hey practice makes perfect!

So she'll just be focusing the frame on the direwolf sitting patiently by her, who lets out an uncertain grumble at the thing in her human's hand because it is clearly not food so why is it being held out to her?]

She's not a dog, but Nymeria is the best.

[video]

[admemoriam]

[GIANT SWEET DOGGIE]

Wow! [Noah clutches his face.] She's beautiful! What is she?

voice;

[oceanthief]

The ones that aren't attacking you, probably, since that's a lot easier to deal with.

[people who completely missed the point of this exercise: Lapis. definitely Lapis.]

[admemoriam]

[Gentle shock!]

Did you get attacked by a dog?!

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[h2no]

Everyone says their po-- dog is the best dog in the world and everyone is right!!

[who's a good boy? EVERY DOG ON EARTH.]

[admemoriam]

It's true! So really, this was a trick question - every dog is the best dog, like scientifically. Look it up.

[akito]

Mine, because he's mine!

[admemoriam]

Tell me about him!

[CHINHANDS]

video;

[shifting]

That's like askin' people to choose between cookies 'n brownies. You just can't do it, they're all too good.

[admemoriam]

I know, right? Why choose when you can, like, just put the cookie on the brownie! [A gentle gasp.] Or you could have cookie bars.

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[am_i_a_monster]

Rescue dogs and dogs waiting to be rescued, because they need to be thought of as the best.

[admemoriam]

[Noah is grinning, even if she can't see it.]

Our dog's a rescue, and he's the best dog, so there's your evidence!

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[nastygram]

Ok can we automatically disqualify any of the dogs that have been memed into the freaking ground

BYE PUGS
BYE SHIBAS

[admemoriam]

NO
NO, WE CANNOT

[SO DISRESPECTFUL, NOT-DARLENE]

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[rekt]

Are you seriously getting a puppy?

[ why are you and lynch so weird ]

Doesn't he already have a creepy bird?

[admemoriam]

No, I'm just talking about puppies! Besides, we already have a dog.

[Jeez, Murphy, get with it!]

And Henrietta's a night terror, not a bird. Though we do have those too.