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[h2no]

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT A WEEK NOW, AND HONESTLY I WAS RIGHT CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE "AMERICA" THING UP UNTIL LAST NIGHT.
TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT, I ATE A BURGER OFF A SHOVEL AND HAD THE SHORTEST FISTFIGHT OF MY LIFE WITH A GUY WHO HAD A BIG ISSUE WITH THE FACT I HAD NO IDEA THIS COUNTRY EXISTED UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO.
IT TURNS OUT AMERICANS DON'T LIKE 6FT TALL BATS. IT WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING.
ANYWAY, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA? THE SCAMPS I'M SUPPOSED TO TEACH HOW TO SWIM WANT TO MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THEIR GROUP AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT.
IS IT SOME KIND OF DEXNAV THING??

Comments

text;

[matataku]

[There are two types of people in the world: Genda, who writes every text to him like he's sending a resume, and this man, who is clearly a meme in human form.]

Sounds like you're making quite a name for yourself already.

I have a social media group for my soccer team, I could show you the basics.

Re: text;

[h2no]

THAT'S WHAT THE COP SAID!!!
PLEASE. I DON'T LIKE FEELING LIKE A DODDERING OLD MAN BEHIND ON THE TIMES.

voice;

[sassguard]

[ Somehow, Archie types exactly like Shepard imagined he would. Or how he would have imagined he typed, if he'd devoted any time thinking about it. ]

I'm not sure what a 'dexnav' is, so I'm no help there.

Also, I can't think of a lot of people who like six-foot bats...

Re: voice;

[h2no]

It's a Pokédex thing, I think. Like radio, TV and internet all on your wrist!

[why doesn't archie have one? that's anyone's guess. probably because he'd be arrested if he went anywhere near a professor.]

Hey, I like it! Crobat is really sweet if you give it a chance...

text;

[rassera]

did you win the fist fight

[Because you know, that's what's most important here.]

Re: text;

[h2no]

I WANT TO SAY YES BUT THE GUY ENDED UP CRYING.
SO, YES, BUT IT DIDN'T FEEL GOOD.

[raw]

I do computer training, if you want to learn more about social media. And the caps lock key.

[h2no]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
THIS IS A CHOICE.
THE REST IS NOT.

text;

[storyseeker]

Why did you eat a burger off a shovel?

Re: text;

[h2no]

IT WASN'T A CHOICE I MADE.
I WAS JUST SERVED A BURGER ON A SHOVEL.
SOMEHOW AVANT GARDE IS SHOVELS NOW?

Text

[am_i_a_monster]

Were you eating at a hipster place? Was it a deconstructed burger too? There are better places to eat.

The guy sounds like a jerk. There were a lot of things I didn't know about until I came here.

What's a dexnav?

Re: Text

[h2no]

I WANT TO SAY NO TO THE DECONSTRUCTED THING BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
I JUST ASKED FOR ONE OF THEIR VEGETARIAN BURGERS AND THEY GAVE IT TO ME ON A SHOVEL.
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF BACKHANDED INSULT SO I ALSO TRIED TO TAKE THE SHOVEL WITH ME BUT THAT DID NOT GO WELL.
I'M NOT BANNED, BUT
I PROBABLY WON'T GO BACK.
IT'S A PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY THAT GOES ON YOUR WRIST AND YOU CAN WATCH TV AND STUFF ON IT.

[resipiscent]

That's a pretty accurate description of this place.
Also, I'm curious about your bat

[h2no]

ITS NAME IS CROBAT AND I JUST TAUGHT IT HOW TO JUGGLE APPLES

text;

[sleight_of_hand]

Uh, you mind on going easy on the capslock? Chill out with the yelling.

Re: text;

[h2no]

NO

[accelerate]

[ so many questions, so much capslock. ]

DUDE ARE YOU TRYING TO CATCH WILD POKEMON?

B/C THAT'S SORT OF HOW SOCIAL MEDIA WORKS.

[h2no]

BUT IT'S ONLINE IS IT LIKE WONDER TRADING?? OR THE GTS??
I'VE ALREADY LOOKED AND THERE'S NO WILD POKEMON AROUND HERE OR ANYWHERE THAT SELLS POKEBALLS.

text;

[hardcorduroy]

yeah no lie, americans are some pretty weird people

hope u won the fistfight tho nice one

also what social media SPECIFICALLY there's like a million

Re: text;

[h2no]

I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD COUNT IT AS A WIN, IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE ONE.
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE?
BLAST IT!!
THEY JUST SAID "SOCIAL MEDIA" IN GENERAL.

text;

[akito]

Where the fuck did you get a 6 ft bat?

[ because that is clearly the most important thing. ]

Social media is kind of like this network except everyone has access to it. You post shit and people can see and respond to it.
You can just ask the brats if they know how to do it. Chances are at least one of them knows.

Re: text;

[h2no]

CROBAT IS ONE OF MY POKEMON.
I'M GATHERING THAT'S THE BETTER IDEA.
I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO.
I'M ALREADY ON THE PLANK BECAUSE OF
A SHARK INCIDENT I HAVE NO OBLIGATION TO ELABORATE ON.

video

[princeofrats]

There's a guy who dresses up like a bat back home, does that count? He might be six feet tall. I dunno.

Re: video

[h2no]

Is that...

social media?

text;

[fuckinstoplights]

Turn off your capslock.

Re: text;

[h2no]

NO.

Text

[caduceusvalkyrie]

You got yourself into a fight? [Archie plz.]

If you'd still like some help with social media, I can help. And what's a dexnav?

Americans are wrong. [Crobat is sweet.]

Re: Text

[h2no]

IN AN ALLEY, AT 3 IN THE MORNING. YES.
A DEXNAV IS SOME NEW THING YOU PUT ON YOUR WRIST. IT STREAMS TV AND NEWS DIRECTLY AND HAS SOME OTHER FUNCTIONS FOR POKEMON CATCHING. I DON'T HAVE A POKEDEX SO I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY.
THEY ARE. CROBAT IS LOVELY.