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[h2no]

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT A WEEK NOW, AND HONESTLY I WAS RIGHT CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE "AMERICA" THING UP UNTIL LAST NIGHT.
TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT, I ATE A BURGER OFF A SHOVEL AND HAD THE SHORTEST FISTFIGHT OF MY LIFE WITH A GUY WHO HAD A BIG ISSUE WITH THE FACT I HAD NO IDEA THIS COUNTRY EXISTED UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO.
IT TURNS OUT AMERICANS DON'T LIKE 6FT TALL BATS. IT WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING.
ANYWAY, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA? THE SCAMPS I'M SUPPOSED TO TEACH HOW TO SWIM WANT TO MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THEIR GROUP AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT.
IS IT SOME KIND OF DEXNAV THING??

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text;

[matataku]

[There's the soft bleep of a link to directions to Lucky Cat Cafe, followed by a text.]

I'll meet you here. My name is Gran, and you'll recognize me by my red hair.


Don't worry, we'll make sure the kids won't even know you just learned today.

Re: text;

[h2no]

OKAY GRANDMA
I'LL BE THERE IN 10.
THANKS, BY THE WAY. I OWE YOU ONE.

text;

[matataku]

Did you call me a grandma.

Re: text;

[h2no]

NO, I SAID YOUR NAME.
GRAN.

text;

[matataku]

Your text is right there.

It says Grandma.

[First rule of social media. ONCE ITS ON THE INTERNET IT STAYS ON THE INTERNET FOREVER.]

Re: text;

[h2no]

IT HAS YOUR NAME IN IT, THOUGH.
THAT'S ACTUALLY 4 OUT OF THE 7 LETTERS.

text;

[matataku]

It forms a completely different word!

Re: text;

[h2no]

TECHNICALLY, IT'S A ROOT WORD.

text;

[matataku]

There is no such thing as a route word for names.

Re: text;

[h2no]

ROOT, GRANNY.
NOT ROUTE.