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[h2no]

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT A WEEK NOW, AND HONESTLY I WAS RIGHT CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE "AMERICA" THING UP UNTIL LAST NIGHT.
TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT, I ATE A BURGER OFF A SHOVEL AND HAD THE SHORTEST FISTFIGHT OF MY LIFE WITH A GUY WHO HAD A BIG ISSUE WITH THE FACT I HAD NO IDEA THIS COUNTRY EXISTED UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO.
IT TURNS OUT AMERICANS DON'T LIKE 6FT TALL BATS. IT WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING.
ANYWAY, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA? THE SCAMPS I'M SUPPOSED TO TEACH HOW TO SWIM WANT TO MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THEIR GROUP AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT.
IS IT SOME KIND OF DEXNAV THING??

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[h2no]

COOL I'LL CALL YOU FIRST WHEN THE BULLSHIT BECOMES REAL

[sleight_of_hand]

Your phone isn't going to be in any shape to be doing much of anything.

But that's okay. It'll melt into sludge before you do.

[h2no]

OH NO
IT'S GROWING TENTACLES
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sleight_of_hand]

[ Adachi made a disgusted face at the screen. Look, he's Japanese. He knows what people do with tentacles and phones. ]

Uhhhhh... no.

You got a different problem there, buddy.

[h2no]

OH NO!!!!!! THEY'RE POISON!!!!!!!!!

[sleight_of_hand]

Well this got creepy.

[h2no]

WHAT?
HOW?
IF ANYONE'S MAKING IT WEIRD IT'S YOU.

[sleight_of_hand]

I'm not the one dragging creepy porn into the discussion.

[h2no]

PORN?!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[sleight_of_hand]

Well, what else do you do with tentacles? Other than eat them, I mean.

Look, what you like is your business, just might want to be careful about shouting it on the Internet.

[ Not exactly where he planned on going with this troll, but he's not complaining. ]

[h2no]

THAT'S GROSS.
YOU'RE GROSS.
I WANT IT KNOWN THAT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT PORN INTO THIS, NOT ME.

[sleight_of_hand]

Hey, you're the one that brought up tentacles!
Don't blame me for your fetishes.

[h2no]

TENTACLES DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN FETISH PORN YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sleight_of_hand]

[ Sorry, give him a moment to stop snickering. ]

Keep telling yourself it doesn't.
Maybe one day it'll come true.

found this icon just for u

[h2no]

OKAY, WEIRDO.