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[h2no]

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT A WEEK NOW, AND HONESTLY I WAS RIGHT CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE "AMERICA" THING UP UNTIL LAST NIGHT.
TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT, I ATE A BURGER OFF A SHOVEL AND HAD THE SHORTEST FISTFIGHT OF MY LIFE WITH A GUY WHO HAD A BIG ISSUE WITH THE FACT I HAD NO IDEA THIS COUNTRY EXISTED UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO.
IT TURNS OUT AMERICANS DON'T LIKE 6FT TALL BATS. IT WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING.
ANYWAY, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA? THE SCAMPS I'M SUPPOSED TO TEACH HOW TO SWIM WANT TO MAKE A SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THEIR GROUP AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THEM ARE TALKING ABOUT.
IS IT SOME KIND OF DEXNAV THING??

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[h2no]

SOUNDS LIKE A FUN GUY.
WHAT WAS YOUR TV SHOW ABOUT?

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[storyseeker]

A history/travel thing. I'd fly to different historical sites and climb around and deliver some education with a side of scenery porn.

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[h2no]

THAT SOUNDS REALLY COOL.
ARE YOU DOING IT AGAIN HERE?
I'D TOTALLY WATCH THAT.

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[storyseeker]

Afraid not. I got into regular news before I came here. I'm trying to do the same now.

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[h2no]

WELL, HEY, IF YOU DO THEN DO A REPORT OF PEOPLE USING FUCKING SHOVELS INSTEAD OF PLATES.
INTERVIEW ME.
I GOT A FACE FOR TV.

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[storyseeker]

But then you might get arrested for your dastardly crime.

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[h2no]

I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BUT THE FEAR OF BEING ARRESTED AIN'T ONE OF THEM.
BELIEVE ME, BACK HOME HAS ENOUGH OF THAT FOR ME.

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[storyseeker]

I'll keep that in mind.